Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 25, 2024

“Gut” crack.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be!

He’s got a cuirass.

At least he’s wearing underwear. The alternative is just scary!

One well-placed arrow should fix that.

How can they walk with there pants halfway down there thighs?

never understood that craze , it’s hard to run away from the cops when your pants are falling down around your ankles

I don’t think that craze lasted long, but I could be wrong!

I’ve never understood that craze. One time I saw a teenager that had his trousers so low down that after a while it fell down completely, much to the amusement of his friends. I also saw a man with a similar low slung trouser and he even had a belt on. Not sure how that one works. I thought the whole point of a belt was to keep them up round your waist

You try wearing a 20 pound pair of pants without a belt.

Doth thee feel’th the need for attention.

Send him to the rivetter!

He works knights as a plumber.

He is airing out his underwear.

They like to give young Sir Lancelot of grief.

A few years ago my wife and I were walking in our small town downtown, with two young men walking in front with droopy drawers. My wife said, “Why do they wear them like that” I answered quite loud so they could hear, “they are gay and that’s how they advertise they are looking for a date.” I got a nasty look and i gave my absolutely scariest look back and they just hiked up their pants and hustled across the street.

ROFLMAO!

Don’t worry about it. He won’t last through the first melee.