Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 26, 2024

This is as f-ed up as I’ve ever seen.

She remembers the drink order from several months ago? Good grief!

WHAT is Mimi blathering about in P2?

P3: She marks her territory, which is odd, since Mimi left him…

“Little gremlin” is an odd nickname for Little Gil.

Dow, not Dowe. It’s an actual LPGA Pairs event this week in Midland, Michigan. Has Henry finally found his sport?!

“Those rules don’t apply to me!”

How often we hear some jerk utter that line.

Is Dowe Ericka’s name?

So much free potential material.

P1- Ericka in defensive judgment pose as Beth and Mimi connect.

P2- No rules. Code of Beth telling Mimi Gil is gonna need that case of Geritol she bought for him.

P3- Skyrockets in flight. BEE-EWE! Afternoon delight!

P 1.5: “…and you guys were making out in the back of the room while Gil was getting his award…”

P1 Beth meets Butch and the clam digger.

P2 “You have it all backwards E(MeMe)ly, those are my rules for what Gil does to me.”

P3 Gil gets ready to go “Count Thorpula” all over Beth’s @ss. SCHEWWIIINNNGGG!!!

If Andrews McMeel is going to do this they should create a new comic called “Random Sentences.”

If we’re lucky, she’ll pop him in the microwave until he explodes.

Yesterday I commented about Mr Reality getting hit/run over about a thousand times in MUT so far. And asked if any original readers remembered or knew WHY he started getting hit. I doubted anyone would remember, being from the start way back. Here’s the answer.

Mr Reality first got hit in only the 19th MUT created, on March 3, 2014. It sounds dumber now, what with how the comments about Jami have changed since his return, but it had to do with Mr Reality insulting him in the comments. Unfortunately I could not find the comment he made that led to me “getting revenge” for Jami in my strip. I scanned through two weeks of comments prior to that day but did not see anything.

Back then, nobody hated Jami since he was never shown in the real strip. Most comments referenced him and Keri working in a sweatshop overseas.

Since then almost any time a car or bus or almost any moving vehicle has been depicted, he gets hit. Here is the initial occurrence.

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P4 Gil: “Hurry up and get in the Madden Cruiser! Can’t you see I have important stuff to get to?”

Beth is glad those rules don’t apply to her because she’s always…Can’t I say wet here? I am unfamiliar with the rules.

Those two look as tough as nails. Maybe they’re the culprits who beat Coach Nonads’ a$$.

Beth will remember her “little gremlin” comment 50 years from now, as the reaper’s cold clutch tightens around her and the ageless, Bryllcreem’d Gil remains unchanged.

I think I’ll just gag and move on.

is emily applying dont get him wet that gil busts it before he can get it out

cappy this is gil wanna come over and film beths vertical smile

wheres the pizzabox monster ?

P4 (Beth): “Hey everybody, we’re all going to get laid!”

P 2.5 (BtB): “…especially the ‘wet’ part….hahahaaaaa…get it Mimi?…get it?…hahahaaaaa…”

At first I thought their names were actually Cab and Merlot, but, no, that would have been interesting.

What happened to Mimi’s blue eyes?

P 4: Gil makes out passionately w BtB for at least 30 seconds and then giggles and smacks her a$$, all while M n’ E stand there and watch.

“Don’t get him wet.” She should have come back with, “Seems fair since he never gets me…” And speaking of wet, you’re all wet if you don’t read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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P2: “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

The children are going with MiMi, what about Mee Maw? Is she still up in the bleachers ?

Gil has a little gremlin ha ha ha haha

Welp, Henry’s off his meds again…