Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 28, 2024

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    Kitty Queen  3 months ago

    Correctal dysfunction!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    he ain’t hiding behind trees no more!

    ⁽ ʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵘˡʸ ¹⁵ᵗʰ’ˢ ˢᵗʳᶦᵖ ⁾

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    The ultimate narcissistic selfie!

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Them round theengs is at the ends of every feather. It wrongly depict here with ends of some feathers is no has them round theengs.

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    DagNabIt!  3 months ago

    Trying to draw a connection between NBC and the Olympics but not making it. Help?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    It’s not attractive to everyone … but to some peahen, he’s the one.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    P-cocks are everywhere in S Fla. We have a friend who feeds stray cats on his back porch. One dat, two p-cocks flew in. The cats were busy eating. One of the p-cocks spread open his tail (like in the comic). This terrorized the cats and they scattered. The p-cock the pulled in his tail, and both of them proceeded to eat the cat food.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Hey…stop touching me!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Why do men feel the need to “spread” anyway?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He gets real cocky sometimes.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    “The original manspreader”

    Short for manure spreader?

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 3 months ago

    Must be original… I’ve never heard the term “manspreader” until now.

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