The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 03, 2024

Sorry, can’t even stop groaning long enough to comment.

Weak end at burned knees – camping trip fizzles out.

Sorry, the movie titles are now rather dated and obscure:

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‘Rebel Without a Cause’ [young Confederate witnessing Lee’s surrender at Appomattox],

‘David and Lisa’ [Michelangelo’s ‘David’ dates Leonardo’s ‘Mona Lisa]

‘I Never Promised You a Rose Garden’ [Generation-Z horticulturalist replants the White House flower garden with Pot.

Blunder Games?!

I’d replace the last one with “Sixteen Apples”. (The Garden of Eaten?)

I was stuck on the last one trying to figure out why a giant Rat was painting the Sistine chapel for the movie sixteen candles.

A couple of teens-on-drugs movies: Glue-less (nothing left in the tube to sniff), and Dosed and Confused (eating magic mushrooms)

Dirty Prancing – dressage on a muddy field.

Pretty in Sink – Andie’s embarrassing baby pictures are shared at the prom.

Splinter in the Grass – The wrong spot for an amorous picnic.

Fasting Times at Ridgemont High… the entire student body goes on a hunger strike.

Sistene candles. — I vote as the best of the lot

I got them all except the Napleon one but I read what it was in the comment above. Still don’t understand it, though.

Y’know, lesser talents than Scott Hilburn could’ve milked these for a whole week’s worth of puns, but his brain cooks ’em up so fast he has to dish ’em out 5 at a time just to stay ahead! Thank you, Mr. Milburn!

Hobbit teen movie. Second Breakfast Club.

Wait! Wait! I’m still deciding for which the best one to vote …..

This was hilarious, Scott!

If only there was some way to search for information….

Sistine candles? Are you a Menorah mouse?