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“So, what are you doing tonight Honey? If you get a tummy tuck and a butt lift, you will be in my league. I know this great little place. The waitresses get a little personal, but overall decent food.”
Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago
Have you looked in the mirror, lady?
suv2000 8 months ago
No woman is put of your league
Imagine 8 months ago
Is she making him an offer?
halibaitor 8 months ago
That was 3 suggestions, not one.
Ubintold 8 months ago
Well, no tip for her, I guess.
Kimmies01 8 months ago
Boy she really “nose” him!
Knightman Premium Member 8 months ago
Right on the nose!!!
goboboyd 8 months ago
So, I’ll have a short water, no ice. I have the feeling that the added service charges will run the tab to about fifty dollars. Plus tip.
flemmingo 8 months ago
Eno won’t have to give her a tip in return for tips.
Pickled Pete 8 months ago
Is she comin on to him?
MeGoNow Premium Member 8 months ago
Hey. He is out with a real dog.
Jeff0811 8 months ago
“So, what are you doing tonight Honey? If you get a tummy tuck and a butt lift, you will be in my league. I know this great little place. The waitresses get a little personal, but overall decent food.”
timinwsac Premium Member 8 months ago
So I’m guessing that this place has a mandatory tip that’s added on to the bill?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 8 months ago
It looks like she’s in the same league with Eno just saying
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Does she think the dog is his date? And out of his league? :)
FassEddie 8 months ago
He could donate the majority of that schnozz to kids in Africa and never even miss it!
He’d lose that cross-country gig with the Bloodhound Team.
mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago
The problem with eating at Mom’s Diner.
Impkins Premium Member 8 months ago
Lady, you could’ve had that tattooed on your a$$ and still have room left over! :)
LrdSlvrhnd 8 months ago
“But they’re all out of my league! I won’t be able to date anyone!”
“Yes, that’s the point.”
daleandkristen 8 months ago
Immediately put this on Facebook!!!!! LMAO
cuzinron47 8 months ago
Here’s another tip, go someplace else where the waitresses aren’t so snarky.
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
so I’m guessin’ this restaurant is not a Hooters??
cactusbob333 8 months ago
A nose job for him would be rather expensive. Training wheels under the nostrils would be cheaper.
the lost wizard 8 months ago
eb110americana 8 months ago
She won’t be getting a tip with that one.
Strawberry King 8 months ago
Nose job? You should talk!
j.l.farmer 8 months ago
What’s her problem? That just canceled out her tip!!
tinstar 8 months ago
She needs a personality transplant.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
Eno is in a very small league.