The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 05, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Have you looked in the mirror, lady?

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    suv2000  6 months ago

    No woman is put of your league

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Is she making him an offer?

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    halibaitor  6 months ago

    That was 3 suggestions, not one.

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Well, no tip for her, I guess.

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    Kimmies01  6 months ago

    Boy she really “nose” him!

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    Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Right on the nose!!!

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    So, I’ll have a short water, no ice. I have the feeling that the added service charges will run the tab to about fifty dollars. Plus tip.

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    flemmingo  6 months ago

    Eno won’t have to give her a tip in return for tips.

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    Pickled Pete  6 months ago

    Is she comin on to him?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hey. He is out with a real dog.

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    Jeff0811  6 months ago

    “So, what are you doing tonight Honey? If you get a tummy tuck and a butt lift, you will be in my league. I know this great little place. The waitresses get a little personal, but overall decent food.”

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    timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago

    So I’m guessing that this place has a mandatory tip that’s added on to the bill?

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    It looks like she’s in the same league with Eno just saying

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Does she think the dog is his date? And out of his league? :)

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    He could donate the majority of that schnozz to kids in Africa and never even miss it!

    He’d lose that cross-country gig with the Bloodhound Team.

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    The problem with eating at Mom’s Diner.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Lady, you could’ve had that tattooed on your a$$ and still have room left over! :)

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    LrdSlvrhnd  6 months ago

    “But they’re all out of my league! I won’t be able to date anyone!”

    “Yes, that’s the point.”

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    daleandkristen  6 months ago

    Immediately put this on Facebook!!!!! LMAO

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Here’s another tip, go someplace else where the waitresses aren’t so snarky.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    so I’m guessin’ this restaurant is not a Hooters??

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    cactusbob333  6 months ago

    A nose job for him would be rather expensive. Training wheels under the nostrils would be cheaper.

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago
    Just bring the beer we asked for 10 minutes ago. Burp! :)
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    eb110americana  6 months ago

    She won’t be getting a tip with that one.

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    Nose job? You should talk!

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    j.l.farmer  6 months ago

    What’s her problem? That just canceled out her tip!!

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    tinstar  6 months ago

    She needs a personality transplant.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    Eno is in a very small league.

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