Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 12, 2024

rated R for “ripe”

I bet they all look alike.

Going to see fried Green Tomato’s?

Easy peasy.

I don’t carrot all.

They must really want to see Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Give peas a chance.

Three peas in a pod.

Let ’em in. They just want to veg out for a couple of hours.

Three coins in a fountain, Three strikes and you’re out, Three hits on a bong. Wait! What were we talking about here?

I’m thinking that she is expecting triplets.

no sign of a radical radish

No, three peas in a pod.

Going to see the movie Attack Of The Pod People?

He knows his onions.

He likes to meet up with his family members through Stop & Shop’s Peapod.

I’ll cry if that onion peels off his coat.

Garden variety humor – I love it!

Pod pea-ple.

Wouldn’t they be wearing a pea-coat?

Give peas a chance (2)

Must be a soybean!

I’m guessing the movie is Pod People.