Mike Luckovich for June 25, 2024

Yet another reason not to let him back into the white house.

Yes indeed, an excellent moral code to hang in classrooms — definitely not religious — would be to demonstrate the moral perversions of 34x CONVICTED FELON Dirty Don the Drowsy Dozing Con as a lesson — a moral standard — of how NOT to behave.

The standard bearer for the nominal Republican Party, now degenerated into the TrumpubliKKKlan cult of gullible suckers, is a perverse figure who is a serial violator of every one of the Ten Commandments, but also the poster child for every one of the Seven Deadly Sins: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth.

Oh well, when it comes to BREAKING COMMANDMENTS, CONVICTED FELON Trump can brag that he is a “perfect ten.” Bigly!

Ten Commandments?

I’ll see you and raise you 34 FELONY CONVICTIONS (with 54 more pending felony charges) along with open, notorious cheating on every one of his wives, being found liable for sexual assault (with more than 20 additional cases lined up waiting for court dates), business fraud, running a fraudulent “charity,” trying to overthrow an election and serial bankruptcy and business failure.

The authoritarian moralists of today’s Nationalist “Christian” (“Nat-C”) TrumpubliKKKlan cult of the KKKonservative Christofascist Caliphate of Talibangelistan — Y’all Qaeda of Gilead — talk about “religious freedom” as they wag their moralistic fingers in everyone else’s faces and try to impose on everyone else rules they and their leaders excuse themselves from complying with.

It should be easy enough.

Don’t behave? OMG!

He is definitely a regrettable example.

But he’s the chosen one! 34 times!

Pretty sure trump broke at least 5 of the 10 commandments

The gov of LA said he welcomes the ruling being challenged in court.

Good morning DD, Mike, this is Perfect! There is nothing more to be said!

Sadly the magats will see these as two sperate commandments. “Don’t Behave” and “Like trump”.

Prime example, he would demand his picture in the classrooms

Imagine MAGAs holding their false god up to their children as a model. The lies. The sexual abuse. The infidelity. The fraud. The treason. The selfishness. The hypocrisy. It’s like molding a sculpture out of feces.

John 8:7 “Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Should be “Don’t Behave Like Politicians”

Dumbed down commandments for the degenerates.

Even THAT version posted in (state funded) school classrooms would violate the establishment clause. But that’s OK. Anyone with the brains that God gave geese would see that it’s self-evident that NO ONE should behave like Trump!

I know someone who should “Apply directly to forehead!”

Vote for Killer Joe. He loves us all.

So, “DON’T BEHAVE”? “LIKE tRUMP”? I wouldn’t want my kids to do either.

That would cover several of the 10 Commandments!

The short version—perfect for short attention spans.

Yes children…rape is wrong

Don’t do to others what you would not want them to do to you.

That was re-written as the ten commandments, and has blossomed into thousands of laws. No wonder people can’t see a simple truth: it’s disguised in massive amounts of tangled weeds.

Anti Christ Trump has broken every commandment, hypocrite Republicans think he is great. The right wing is close to Satan, woke is closer to god.

Let’s see what those parents who wanted this have to say when their 6 year old comes home talking about murder and adultery.

The attorney general of Texas is apparently bewailing the fact that he was begging the Texas Lege last year to be the first in the country to pass an idiotic law like this, but they didn’t, and now at best they’ll have to settle for only being second. What he should probably be doing is bragging that it’s Louisiana, not Texas, that’s going to have to pay to fight off all the lawsuits.

Charleton Heston would have been a Trump supporter.

Those would definitely be more appropriate.

You folks do know that most christian denominations brake the 7th commandment every sunday, don’t you? I think every denomination has been braking the 7th since Pope Gregory anyway. (The Sabbath is Saturday.)

The King James Ten Commandments are just a list of values. Ok. Let’s start with the first Value that forbids all other religions, the second Value that declares Catholics to not be Christians, the third Value that forbids speech, and maybe the fourth Value that requires active participation in as directed by the Chrisitan Religion.

As for the final six, they exist in every culture and religion in the world. American cultures are not Christian, they’re just the common values.

Behave like Biden:

Get confused about where you are.

Utter gibberish.

Shower with your daughter.

Let children rub your legs.

Sniff hair and bite fingers.

Blame your predecessor for your faults and yourself for your successes.

Store classified documents in your garage.