Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 04, 2024

Today’s a good day to take a break from the snark. Happy 4th!

And the same to you, H. B.

Hey, how come all of Dad’s friends get to play with sparklers? I never get to have one!

Straightforward beer out of the bottle for the guests today. Beth gets a break unless they aren’t twist-offs.

BOOM

gil you have your watch on you cant put your hand there

is luke wearing a table cloth or a finish line flag

Is that a hint of a tattoo on Gil’s right arm? Forgive me if that’s common knowledge.

Sideburns square off. Here’s your chance to vote for best sideburns. The champion, Bobby Kaz. The challenger, Pedro Martinez. Write in votes for Coach Toe will be considered.

Gil! Hand check! Judging by the look on her face,Beth is having too much fun. Aw h*ll, GROUP GROPE!

In all reality, have a safe Fourth of July .

Wait, is that Cami? Or is it Kaz’s girlfriend?

Looks like they had a paintball fight and everyone missed. Happy Fourth!!

Nice shirt, Luke. Can we borrow it for the picnic table later? And speaking of later, it’s best if you read Mopped Up Thorp now rather than later.

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And Mimi isn’t there?

No kids. Happy 4th for all at the party.

No Mimi and a plus one? Even better!

Tays attends the party as the gentleman’s clubs are closed for the 4th.

“Skyrockets in flight…”

be careful gil you know tays and luke want some action after beth gave you those double double old fashions

And Happy 4th to all in our Milfamily.