Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2024

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    When did Century 21 merge with Skynet?

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    Hasta la vista, baby!

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    So do him in, the worst you can get is a vandalism charge.

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    Send Guard Duck over to talk with it

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    What would happen if you hosed it down?

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    orinoco womble  4 months ago

    Just wait till it needs charging…and don’t.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  4 months ago

    His Name is S. K. Ynet!

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 4 months ago

    As long as people have access to the circuit breaker box or a drunk driver can still hit a utility pole, there’s a fighting chance.

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    Keno21  4 months ago

    As we go hurtling towards Skynet. If we can’t extinct ourselves, we’ll job it out.

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    Uncle Kenny  4 months ago

    Better build the Three Laws into these.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Skynet

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    Kurtass Premium Member 4 months ago

    Better call Guard Duck.

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    James Wolfenstein  4 months ago

    That’s why Google’s AI is taking so much power to run. C02 emissions to eliminate the human race. :D

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    jel354  4 months ago

    Can it be worse than Neighbor Bob?

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    steveh64  4 months ago

    “The Singularity Is Nearer”: Ray Kurzweil

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    Ichabod Ferguson  4 months ago

    “But since I don’t have hormones, the drivers of human emotions, I mostly just stand and stare.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Cheap Fake… Artificial Intelligence would do a much better job of building a human form than Bob Pinciotti, the next door neighbor in “The 70’s Show”. Say… Taylor Swift or Our Be❤️ed Count.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    Need to get rid of the carbon based units

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    kaycstamper  4 months ago

    Sounds like trouble to me!

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    Won’t that make him an android?

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Hope he short circuits.

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    CaveCat87  4 months ago

    Drench him with water and see if that will make him short-circuit.

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    bagholder5150  4 months ago

    Alert the duck

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    kencrosno  4 months ago

    GUARD DUCK!!!!!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 4 months ago

    After we design & build bots that can design & build bots, all bets are off. If you didn’t want to have more & do less, you wouldn’t need slave bots or clones.

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    pheets  4 months ago

    Target practice.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    I hear the new neighbor likes pork chops, ham and bacon. Oh, and pork rinds, too.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I think you’re right, Pig.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 4 months ago

    Stephan the Luddite strikes again!

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Uh oh the AI revolution has already begun

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    MichiganMitten  4 months ago

    “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Neighbor Roberto, your BMI is an unhealthy morbidly obese … welcome to America, and have you become a citizen?

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Rat always has problems with his neighbors. Ask neighbor Bob.

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    oish  4 months ago

    Don’t stop believing – hold on to that feeling – A.I. Pee-poe-oh-oh-oh-l

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Wait until A.I. meets and argues with Rat. it will blow up.

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    CementerAD5  4 months ago

    One of the best reasons for living in an apartment, is that you never have to “get to know” your neighbors, the WORST is not having an assigned parking spot, (assuming that you are NOT paying extra for one).Being "un-noticed’, and left alone IS one of the reasons I had my house built about 500 feet back off the road, and why I had several NO Trespassing signs (in various varieties) on the front gate, as well as on the fences surrounding my place.I’m old enough to “make my own friends”, or decide whom to speak to, and those "chosen ones’, MIGHT NOT include you.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 4 months ago

    My SemiPeople!

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    dougphoto  4 months ago

    SKYNET…need I say more.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  4 months ago

    Computers have a “rudeness” app?

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    wsash  4 months ago

    As others have said just call Guard Duck. Just as he made short work of neighbor Floyd (11/20/2006), he’ll have no problem with this neighbor either.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    Your simulation of human appearance failed miserably.

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    F-Flash  4 months ago

    Forget about Guard Duck, it’s time to call the “Blade Runner”, he knows how to deal with replicants.

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    The Old Wolf  4 months ago

    Skynet has spoken

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    dtercho  4 months ago

    It has become aware!

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    EXCALABUR  4 months ago

    Looks like a job for Guard Duck!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Pig has seen the future. And it scares him.

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    Invasion of the weirdos.

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