Clay Bennett for June 26, 2024

Don’t forget the mud that Trump will be throwing

Dana be throwing the mud along with Jake.

What about the dressing for Lord of the Dense’s word salad?

You forgot to pack his hamberder!!!

If it takes over a week of studying for Biden to figure out what he did as president the last 3.5 years, maybe he isn’t really the one running the country in the first place.

Forgot Trump’s Adderall.

Joe Biden will call out Trump as a convicted felon, which as much as the pea-brained Trump cultists deny it is the absolute truth. Then the convicted felon will spend the rest of the debate whining and moaning about how unfair the world is to him. That is because Trump is weak and stupid.

I have had the opportunity to do an annual employee review on both of them. They can say anything they want, I am now just waiting for Nov 5.

Joe Biden will secure his tiredness. He’ll stand there with his sleepy tired eyes slowly closing.

Also forgot the diapers for Von Schitzenpants (size XXXXL)

Where are cadaver Joe’s 16 debate coaches? Or as someone posted yesterday, four are debate coaches, the other twelve are potential organ donors.

“Why do there have to be rules? All rules have ever done for me is keep me from winning”,said ?

What, no Depends?

I’d include a MAGA cap and color the briefcase red. Maybe label the can “Hair Lacquer.”

Not gonna bother watching the debate. Three reasons.

1) There is literally nothing anyone can say or do to get me to vote FOR trump.

2) There is literally nothing anyone can say or do to prevent me from voting AGAINST trump.

3) I have zero interest in watching the trump show and the inevitable sh!tstorm he will unleash from his swiss cheese brain.

However, today’s Republicans do not value Law, History, Economics, and especially Science. I doubt a Maga could even talk intelligently about any of those subjects and, instead, would revert to not what they read but what they heard on Faux.

Maga is the apex of ignorance.

They want to be entertained. They want the orange fellon to pander to them.

basically………………………….74,000,000, what do you think about your vapid, orange hero?:

Clay forgot to draw a half-eaten burger and its grease-soaked wrapper in Trump’s briefcase.

Trump has already memorized his answers: person, man, woman, camera, tv… bing, bing, bing, bing.

All of these experts!!! All of these predictions!!! All this need for validation!!!

And stay tuned for the post-debate spin!!!

Trump does not have to prepare. He already knows more about everything than everybody.

Funny but true.

Exactly Biden needs to learn about all those things in the suitcase as he ha proven to not know much about or has chose to ignore them

here’s a translation of orange thug’s freestyle on electric boats & sharks: "& the news outlets that are the haters, the fake news, talked about me saying, “he told this crazy story about the electric motor & the shark”. It’s actually not a crazy story, it’s a smart story, like the lady or the tiger. it’s about which death would you choose, & I would choose electrocution (because when I was a kid they electrocuted the Rosenbergs for the kind of espionage that’s child’s play compared to mine & I thought that’d be a bad death till I heard about sharks, & I think that would be even worse, being eaten alive by a shark, so I made an informed decision – even though I know they’re not going to give me any death for selling confidential information). That parable is kind of like the snake parable about you know the snake & he promised the other animal maybe another snake I can’t remember, maybe a rabbit maybe a snake, maybe the snake was a scorpion different people tell it different ways – that is a very smart parable, like the one about “shark? meet shark.” but this is the joke about “you knew what I was when I promised you’d be safe & then I killed you.” I told you out front I was a snake. Some people end that joke just by saying, “That’s Africa, baby.” My Blacks tell it that way."

Joe is a killer. He should be in jail.

Biden’s approach to debate preparation involves dedicating a week to study intensively, aiming to present his ideas effectively and anticipate Trump’s responses for effective rebuttal. with the objective of impressing voters with his ability to lead.

Trump’s version of debate prep is to pick fights with as many people who will be present as possible, since he knows there is no possibility of impressing anyone, and his only hope is to keep his MAGAts deluded by claiming his ineptitude is actually bias against him.

how can reality debate infotainment?

Trump is all carnival barker and braggadocio. He draws the attention with flash and noise. No substance.

No “Depends”?

And who is minding the shop while Old Slo Joe is checked out with debate prep?

“All hail Susan Rice, the real (although unelected) 46th President of the United States!”

/ David Hume /.“Nothing appears more surprising to those, who consider human affairs with a philosophical eye, than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few; and the implicit submission, with which men resign their own sentiments and passions to those of their rulers.”

Dead on, Clay.

I won’t be watching this political theater. You shouldn’t need this debate to make up your mind. You should already know which America you want.

Not enough makeup

Where’s Trump’s big pile of BS?

I’m definitely watching. This is the world’s best chance to see the Dotard seriously and undeniably lose control and say or do something that even he and his spin doctors can’t walk back.

He is seething about his convictions, because that makes him a LOSER, and that’s the insult he saves for when he wants to really make a point. And the legal fees, and the time away from golf. It is likely that it won’t take much to set him off, and when it happens, it will be glorious to watch.

I am not prescient enough to say that it is doubtless going to happen, but it makes sense that keeping his temper and keeping to the subject for 90 minutes without benefit of a crowd who loves him unconditionally (and will forgive/ignore/encourage his rants) is likely more than he can handle.

“No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands.”“You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can’t get it off your hand. So you keep it running for 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair.”“I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way.”

Donald Trump: I’ve been preparing for this debate my whole life. Yes, he has . . . a lifetime of lying and insulting

Not enough hair spray.

True ignorance if when someone thinks that have nothing to learn, or no need to review what they do know. i.e., Trump

The most needed things are missing from diaper Donnie’s briefcase. The depends. Extra strength heavy duty.

I wonder whose suitcase is whose…..like there is any doubt….hahaha. Trump said he was going to have Biden tested for drugs before the debate…how did that go?

YouTube will be carrying the debates live.

YouTube: presidential debates 2024 live

So, Biden makes the effort to prepare for ‘WE, the People’ and tRump doesn’t bother. Says a lot about them.

Only sheep believe everything they are told or read.