Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 12, 2024

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Especially this pleb. He isn’t getting a home run with this dribble.

“He’s everything I look for in a man!”

Easy for you to manipulates eh.

She prefers stupid men, because it’s much easier to spend their money.

Sweetheart, what’s the password to your banking app?

1 … 2 … 3 … 4 … 5

“Im not sure where that right hand is going, but I’m pretty sure my right knee is just twitching to show you a good time.”

And penniless, too, before long!

she hit the jackpot…

Trump’s college years?

Somebody should’ve warned her about the cons of dating jocks.

I’ve always been right, but I will allow that I’ve become more right as time goes by.

Will you be at Comic Con this year?

Handsome and strong fade, stupid is forever.

“That quarter I dropped there didn’t fall through to the floor so you qualify as my chick you lucky girl!”

Ever notice the people who have no idea what they are talking about have the loudest opinions?

Two out of three ain’t bad.

I’ve known OTHERS like that.

(He said cluelessly.)

Was he mansplaining?

I like em big and stupid. I like a man who’s really dumb. Julie Brown, Goddess in Progress

So, you’re saying she didn’t get a cunning linguist? No wonder she’s peeved.

Her own Li’l Abner.

I knew a particular “studly” guy. He said all he had to do was keep talking. It didn’t seem to matter what he said to women.

I think all he had to do was let the pheromones work their magic.

Oy!