Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 19, 2024

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    C  4 months ago

    His favorite brand of glue

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Now, how did that get into her purse?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    I could see how that purple stuff that dries clear could easily be mistaken for grape flavored lip balm. Hint: If it doesn’t taste like Kool-Aid grape drink, you’d better read the label.

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oops!

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    Pickled Pete  4 months ago

    No more Dump talk from her….

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    That’s gonna hurt.

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    Wesley Brown  4 months ago

    A whole new meaning to lipstick

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    Doctor Toon  4 months ago

    That’s a bit of a sticky situation, isn’t it?

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    Either that or she wants a kiss.

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    Dani Rice  4 months ago

    Our youngest had really chapped lips, until we discovered she was using a perfume stick on her lips.

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    Sun  4 months ago

    May take time for the glue stick to clear up.

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    Spacetech  4 months ago

    She Wants A Kiss..

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    waltermgm  4 months ago

    Hope it wasn’t Super Glue!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    You luck SOB, you. Enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts.

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    billdaviswords  4 months ago

    Never yet seen a glue stick that actually even remotely glues things together…

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    She said ‘Kiss me.’

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    Wesley  Premium Member 4 months ago

    The mini-tubes of toothpaste I get from my dentist are the same size as Neosporin and you’ll never guess what happened

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    You want to talk about it?

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    eromlig  4 months ago

    I was so groggy the other morning that I didn’t even realize I had rubbed tartar control Crest into my scalp until the toothbrush full of Brylcreem hit my gums.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Sounds impossible but I once put superglue in my eye from a bottle that looked exactly like my eyedrops bottle. Fortunately, I had a boda bag of water handy and flushed my eye before heading for the ER. The water made the glue turn to grit, which scratched my cornea. I had to wear an eyepatch for 3 days but no other ill effects.

    I don’t think they sell superglue in that type of bottle anymore.

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