Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2024

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …it’s like getting blood from a turnip…

    …or water from the fountain of youth…

    …because there’s no crying in Frog Applause…

    …there’s no tears of a clown…

    …‘cuz no one knows he’s crying…

    …No one knows he’s dying on the inside…

    …and no $%/^€ ratcoon is gonna tell me otherwise…

    …24 and so much more…

    ..live alone in a paradise…

    …and putting up a parking lot…

    …who’s wife was turned to salt…

    …and who’s daughters turned to Pa’ …

    …because they knew Pa’…

    …in the Biblical way…

    …which proves they dropped the A-bomb and the F-bomb…

    …because they weren’t hospitable…

    …nor kind to strangers…

    …Frog Applause taught me that…

    …at the Bathmat associates safety meeting…

    …(they like to notch it up a peg)…

    …on the last day before the 4th of July shutdown…

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s Friday and it’s payday. No salty tear drinking trash panda is gonna harsh my mellow.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    There has GOT to be a marketing tie-in for an electrolyte enhanced energy drink here.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  5 months ago

    Mine is probably tinged with the slight aftertaste of disappointment from higher expectations.

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    I can’t supply any tears, but if we get any more pollen in my area, my runny nose might help fill that glass.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 5 months ago

    You think that if you throw us a bone with dishonourable mention we’ll keep coming back for such abuse? Yeah, probably.

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Canned laughter, canned music, canned fruit, … and now canned tears! What’s next? Canned farts?

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    not me ;+)

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Let’s just call it Coon-Tang …!

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    coltish1.  5 months ago

    I don’t believe I’ve been adequately compensated for my tears from being sad and neglected. Call my lawyer and my accountant! Call my lawyer/accountant if it’s the same person.

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    davewhamond creator 5 months ago

    Drinking Salty Frog Applause Reader Tears is bad for my blood pressure.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    With trace amounts of 11 vital minerals.

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    crazeekatlady  5 months ago

    Powdered donuts go well with that, Moochimal!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   5 months ago

    A dearth of Little Lame Letters will do that.

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    tudza Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ve got tears in my ears

    From counting all the beers

    I drank to forget about you

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