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I don’t believe I’ve been adequately compensated for my tears from being sad and neglected. Call my lawyer and my accountant! Call my lawyer/accountant if it’s the same person.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…it’s like getting blood from a turnip…
…or water from the fountain of youth…
…because there’s no crying in Frog Applause…
…there’s no tears of a clown…
…‘cuz no one knows he’s crying…
…No one knows he’s dying on the inside…
…and no $%/^€ ratcoon is gonna tell me otherwise…
…24 and so much more…
..live alone in a paradise…
…and putting up a parking lot…
…who’s wife was turned to salt…
…and who’s daughters turned to Pa’ …
…because they knew Pa’…
…in the Biblical way…
…which proves they dropped the A-bomb and the F-bomb…
…because they weren’t hospitable…
…nor kind to strangers…
…Frog Applause taught me that…
…at the Bathmat associates safety meeting…
…(they like to notch it up a peg)…
…on the last day before the 4th of July shutdown…
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s Friday and it’s payday. No salty tear drinking trash panda is gonna harsh my mellow.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
There has GOT to be a marketing tie-in for an electrolyte enhanced energy drink here.
Hugh B. Hayve 9 months ago
Mine is probably tinged with the slight aftertaste of disappointment from higher expectations.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
I can’t supply any tears, but if we get any more pollen in my area, my runny nose might help fill that glass.
ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago
You think that if you throw us a bone with dishonourable mention we’ll keep coming back for such abuse? Yeah, probably.
Linguist 9 months ago
Canned laughter, canned music, canned fruit, … and now canned tears! What’s next? Canned farts?
charles9156 9 months ago
not me ;+)
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
Let’s just call it Coon-Tang …!
coltish1. 9 months ago
I don’t believe I’ve been adequately compensated for my tears from being sad and neglected. Call my lawyer and my accountant! Call my lawyer/accountant if it’s the same person.
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Drinking Salty Frog Applause Reader Tears is bad for my blood pressure.
willie_mctell 9 months ago
With trace amounts of 11 vital minerals.
crazeekatlady 9 months ago
Powdered donuts go well with that, Moochimal!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr 9 months ago
A dearth of Little Lame Letters will do that.
tudza Premium Member 9 months ago
I’ve got tears in my ears
From counting all the beers
I drank to forget about you