I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.
Then she said “There’s something I want to get out of the way right now,” and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.
“Alopecia,” she said. “It’s a condition that causes hair to fall out.”
“Oh,” I said. “…Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?”
“Well,” she dimpled, “there’s only one way to find out.”
“Of course!” I said, and took out my phone. “Hey, Google…”
Never heard a cougar chirp! Encountered one 20 feet away in front of the forest at 1 am, taking my granddoggy outside in the backyard when he had a Colitis attack. Walked backwards telling Skye calmly he could do that in the house, we’d make an exception. The cougar made a loud hissing sound, it made the hair stand up on the back of my neck! We had the 40 ft. ramp to navigate to the back door. It was one of the scariest moments of my life!Recently had a bear come to my back patio (stilted), after my feral cat. I was so proud of him, woke up out of a sound sleep and got gone! Had to barricade the gate to the patio, not that it’d stop a bear, but it’d bide Panther (cat) an extra moment in escaping!
If the diamond cost more than the cookie batch, the baker should have dumped the batch into a strainer and wash away everything but the diamond. I don’t want to chip my tooth eating a cookie.
It is possible to swallow a diamond the size of a pill ( as long as you don’t break a tooth) and then have it travel through and pass out as a poopy experience. And who would be looking for it?
It doesn’t surprise me that Cougars and Cheetahs chirp as all the house cats I have had always chirp at birds outside. They do it in a frustrating way as they can’t get to where the birds are.
I only had one cat that would make a chirping sound. He was an Abyssinian and he made all kinds of unusual noises. He was a beautiful and amazing cat and seemed much more wild than any other cat I’ve ever had.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
If I were Dawn “Sis” Monroe I would not have sold those cookies, lawsuit over broken teeth, and finding the ring herself!
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.
Then she said “There’s something I want to get out of the way right now,” and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.
“Alopecia,” she said. “It’s a condition that causes hair to fall out.”
“Oh,” I said. “…Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?”
“Well,” she dimpled, “there’s only one way to find out.”
“Of course!” I said, and took out my phone. “Hey, Google…”
SWCarter 3 months ago
I found a bunch of news stories about the baker losing her ring — but none about somebody finding it. So I guess there wasn’t a happy ending.
therese_callahan2002 3 months ago
Was that diamond ever found?
zerotvus 3 months ago
The wife lost her diamond once. I found it using an LED flashlight in broad daylight.
bobpickett1 3 months ago
Was the diamond found?
goboboyd 3 months ago
Castle duster.
kaycstamper 3 months ago
It looks like a hand with two shimmering nails!
kaycstamper 3 months ago
I lost my wedding ring in our evacuation, have looked everywhere, so have my kids I evacuated to. Not to be found anywhere! :(
kaycstamper 3 months ago
Never heard a cougar chirp! Encountered one 20 feet away in front of the forest at 1 am, taking my granddoggy outside in the backyard when he had a Colitis attack. Walked backwards telling Skye calmly he could do that in the house, we’d make an exception. The cougar made a loud hissing sound, it made the hair stand up on the back of my neck! We had the 40 ft. ramp to navigate to the back door. It was one of the scariest moments of my life!Recently had a bear come to my back patio (stilted), after my feral cat. I was so proud of him, woke up out of a sound sleep and got gone! Had to barricade the gate to the patio, not that it’d stop a bear, but it’d bide Panther (cat) an extra moment in escaping!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago
I hope they found the diamond!
makinen6602 3 months ago
The cookie chief should be wearing disable food gloves.
prince valiant Premium Member 3 months ago
I had a 68 Cougar that chirped, turned out to be a bad alternator….
oish 3 months ago
If the diamond cost more than the cookie batch, the baker should have dumped the batch into a strainer and wash away everything but the diamond. I don’t want to chip my tooth eating a cookie.
GojusJoe 3 months ago
What does Helen Williams know that we don’t know? I shudder to think.
eric_harris_76 3 months ago
That diamond ring item is like a “Homer Price” short story from many decades ago. Donuts, not cookies, but otherwise much the same.
h.v.greenman 3 months ago
Cheetahs also sound like a bird, they use that sound to call to one another when they can’t see their packmates
joefearsnothing 3 months ago
The Cougars chirp when they spot a young hunk!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Dawn Monroe says “D’oh!”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Helen Williams caters to “big heads”.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
“Tweet, tweet. Come, let’s eat!” said the cougar.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s Helen’s version of a beaded curtain.
daisypekin01 3 months ago
cheetahs chirp like a bird.
JamestII Premium Member 3 months ago
To bad it’s a picture c a Squid.
cactusbob333 3 months ago
Seems to me that Dawn found a great way to sell more cookies.
Billavi Premium Member 3 months ago
A metal detector might have been a good investment. Wonder why one wasn’t used
rsam 3 months ago
It is possible to swallow a diamond the size of a pill ( as long as you don’t break a tooth) and then have it travel through and pass out as a poopy experience. And who would be looking for it?
Rhonda Premium Member 3 months ago
It doesn’t surprise me that Cougars and Cheetahs chirp as all the house cats I have had always chirp at birds outside. They do it in a frustrating way as they can’t get to where the birds are.
6turtle9 3 months ago
I only had one cat that would make a chirping sound. He was an Abyssinian and he made all kinds of unusual noises. He was a beautiful and amazing cat and seemed much more wild than any other cat I’ve ever had.
jpozenel 3 months ago
Telling customers that there might be a diamond ring in one of their cookies sound like a play to increase sales.
h.v.greenman 3 months ago
They are not the only big cat that chirps. Cheetas use the same kind of call when they are trying to locate other members of their pack.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
And Donald Trump stiffed her on the hairpiece