Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 26, 2024

I resemble that remark.

“I’m not fat. I’m fluffy.”

I’m not overweight, I’m under tall.

We see you, Aunty!

Better than saying: “Im big boned.” or “Pleasing Plump.”

The old bag is ‘Hefty’.

It’s difficult to see her when you have cataracts.

stay safe everyone in path of Hurricane Helene, evacuate if told to do so, storm surges and rain totals are going to be life threatening (•︵•)

Pleasantly plump, and pink

Down here in the south we don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk

One can lie lie lie on social media – but in public – truth be known. Waddle on ducky.

I know! My EYES!

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Aunty FIFY: I’m not FAT, I’m just Easy.

………easy on the eyes????

Same here!

Please pass the eye bleach.

A sight to make eyes sore.

And easy to avoid.

But you are delusional.

well, that too…

It really wasn’t that hard, they just counted the legs and divided by 6

opps wrong comic

My sister used to say “I’m not fat, I’m vertically challenge”

“Bless your beautiful hide…” (Howard Keel, in ‘7 Brides for 7 Brothers.’)