Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 02, 2024

that’s … noble of you

Still say she’s an alcoholic.

How nice of her.

Sadly, quite a few are now going to metal screw caps.

What a “sacrifice” Aunty is making.

But they’re not making a raft

Looks like my brother’s wife. She drinks wine all day long…then says she cannot afford groceries. WTF!!

I had to drink a lot of longnecks to get ready to start making some home brew.

Excuse not reason!!!

Spoken by the lush…………….

♪♫ “POP! goes the fu-el…” ♪♫

Why would anyone ask? We all know you are a drunk.

I need the boxes to shore up the dip in my mattress.

As a good an answer any……..

I don’t think I’ve seen a real cork in a wine bottle in at least a decade.

Then why does most of your wine come out of a box?

I enjoy wood carving. So I keep buying every knife I think I might need at some point in time. My brothers kindly drink lots of wine so I can use the corks to protect my knives. So selfless of them.

I understand her completely. Same excuse I give for eating all those popsicles.