Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 29, 2024

That’s a shocking idea…..

“…that’s a Moray!”

Sounds like part of the new green deal.

800 volts per eel…to bad it can’t be harnessed.

How are they going to grift money from eels?

I recall the younger Bush, during a campaign speech, propose switching to hydrogen powered cars. We would have world-wide humidity by now!

Makes about as much sense as anything I’ve heard in reality.

What will we do to/with all of our gas-powered eels?

I really do prefer the acoustic eels.

Sen. Belfry apparently didn’t do well in biology.

And all guitars electric by 2030

Well, there goes the Moray vote.

But the eels that are electric aren’t even real eels.

Just thinking about that makes me eel.

Wonder where the recharging station will be?

Well, you actually can’t put this one on Trump as he doesn’t want electric cars or anything environmentally friendly. So if he did go down this route, it would be to promise that all eels will be diesel within 10 years

About typical, just more obvious.

To help save the planet, I propose we hook all politicians up to harness the hot air they spill.

The Bat is a better choice than the Trumpet

What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?

Can you imagine an electric moray eel? It has a shockingly strong bite.

Only in California would a politician make a statement like that and be taken seriously.

This sounds like a Repub Senator type of proposal. Nutty so it’ll probably get passed.

To quote Ray Stevens – “there are none so blind as those who will not see”

That’s no electric eel. That’s a moray.

he could have said 50 years and it’s still not happening

EVs or EVils. We can’t make enough of them, they hog the power grid, they pollute far more than proponents are willing to admit and they leave toxic wastes when making and disposing of the batteries.

Now that just makes me ill!

glee: beeping the horn on the way into the filling station, at the neighbor in the charging stall. beeping the horn at him again, on the way out 5 minutes later.

guy’s a genius!

Okay Republicans . . . It’s time to start your fit.

An excellent solution. For a politician. Sounds impressive. Close to the proper buzzwords and totally useless.

But would Belfry rather be electrocuted by those eels, or eaten by sharks? Those are kinds of things we need to know from our Presidential candidates, apparently.

Watt an idea!