It’s not so much that clams are really brave, as that all of the other bivalves know better than to mess with monsters that could eat them for breakfast.
If clams are your friends you should stop eating them. Having friends for dinners is fine if they are guests at the table, not part of the meal on the table.
LOLThat reminds me of our old professor of spanish litterature : he loved to say “mollusc bivalve” … Then he used to launch himself into an exposé on gastronomy. (Onto ?)
angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good grief. From where do these notions spring? The bus is beeping at the monster. LOL
Ida No about 2 months ago
It’s not so much that clams are really brave, as that all of the other bivalves know better than to mess with monsters that could eat them for breakfast.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Well I will certainly sleep better tonite knowing that a clam will save me…..
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Keep Clam and Carry On”
VanLaser about 2 months ago
“Stay back, citizens, ex-clam”
Faustus Mitternacht about 2 months ago
“Clams got legs!” Thor, BC.
HarryLime Premium Member about 2 months ago
Clams are brave … and, with a little bit of butter, very tasty.
LawrenceS about 2 months ago
If clams are your friends you should stop eating them. Having friends for dinners is fine if they are guests at the table, not part of the meal on the table.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 2 months ago
I don’t think clams would defend us; after all, they are a little shellfish..!
maxiesmom2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Wallace has clearly given this some thought as he had his reply ready, didn’t need to think about it at all.
ChrisRiesbeck Premium Member about 2 months ago
“No one mussels in on my territory!”
jschumaker about 2 months ago
Will Henry is in the house!
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
…….and that is the" rest of the story"!!!!!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 months ago
So brave that they won’t run away!
oish about 2 months ago
We need not fear monsters for shelfish reasons
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
And they taste good too, especially when fried…..
prrdh about 2 months ago
“Stay back, citizens!” came the ex-clam-ation.
Escapee about 2 months ago
And they make great chowder!!
MichiganMitten about 2 months ago
Obviously Wallace has never seen how scallops move. With a little coordination they could be pretty aggressive.
Durak Premium Member about 2 months ago
I have the strongest wish to hear the Clam-Tron theme music.
rwh2 about 2 months ago
Wallace, I think Ordinary Bill would disagree with you.
wordsmeet about 2 months ago
wordsmeet about 2 months ago
Asked by the press about what his defense plan for a monster attack was, Clam-tron clammed up.
NWdryad about 2 months ago
I don’t know how happy clams would be about protecting people, considering that people eat so many of them. See Ordinary Bill.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 months ago
We would also have accepted “Clamzilla.”
alikgator about 2 months ago
LOLThat reminds me of our old professor of spanish litterature : he loved to say “mollusc bivalve” … Then he used to launch himself into an exposé on gastronomy. (Onto ?)
Dr_Fogg about 2 months ago
Beep!
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
They could be but trusted to keep their mouths shut, anyway….
JH&Cats about 2 months ago
Collective community crisis? Call the Calm Clam Conglomerate. They have esprit de corps to the core.