Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2024

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    watching Tom & Jerry galore, eh?

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    Buoy  4 months ago

    A most un-sieve-alized predicament.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    I finger we can treat this.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Seeing all that green spurting out of him, I was reminded of these old song lyrics:

    Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey meat,Little birdie’s dirty feet,Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,And I forgot my spoon.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Stay hydrated!

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    derdave969  4 months ago

    Ernie Kovacs did a take off on this idea. Two cowboys face off and fire about 30 rounds (from 6 guns) at each other. Neither falls. One puffs on his cigar and smoke spurts out from a myriad of holes in his body.

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    MichiganMitten  4 months ago

    Ew.

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    Aficionado  4 months ago

    Bleeb has that scrubs problem again. Sigh.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Take advantage of the syndrome: The doctor should wait until the patient is down to his target weight before plugging the leaks.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ve seen that in cartoons my whole life, but I didn’t believe it was real!

    But now… I’m convinced it is!! ☻

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    Bob Blumenfeld  4 months ago

    SUSPECTED???

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    Looks like a drug OD… he’s dropping acid.

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    Grace's Border Security & Duct Tape  4 months ago

    That can’t be right! All the new diseases these days don’t have names, they’re all letters and numbers. For example, this should be LGS.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    The patient doesn’t believe intestine for bowel disease.

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    Hard to con-sieve how this happened. :)

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    j.l.farmer  4 months ago

    DUH!

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    He is a holey man.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Ha! Don’t you hate when that happens?!

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    A little Spackle should take of it.

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    EMGULS79  4 months ago

    Looks like a pretty severe bile leak! Grade 5 gallbladder laceration?

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    davewhamond creator 4 months ago

    Excuse me, I’ve gotta take a leak.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    Now that he has a diagnosis, insurance will pay for the spackling. Plus bandages, if he’s lucky.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    Too much Mountain Dew

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