Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 25, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That old saying is just a crock.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    In a while, he’ll see a crocodile.

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    geez⠄⠄⠄some gals can’t take a hint

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    Vilyehm  about 2 months ago

    Turn your head and cough, Ninja Sloth.

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    Jeff0811  about 2 months ago

    Or as I tell my 90 year old mother…, See you soon, you short baboon.

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    PDXCubbie  about 2 months ago

    I was wondering when someone was going to make a comic about this! LOVE IT! LOL!

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Wally! Long time no see!

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    kv450  about 2 months ago

    Shouldn’t the guy have been named “Lyle” instead of “Eric”?

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    RobinHood  about 2 months ago

    Ha.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    I didn’t expect to see you here.

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    bobbyferrel  about 2 months ago

    Alligators live on average 30 to 50 years with some going as high as 80 years. So there’s a fair chance that one will, indeed, see you later.

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    Lawrence Norton Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ‘see you later alligator’

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 2 months ago

    LOL

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    Ha! I hoped it would be a while ….

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I was going to call you, but I was swamped.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    so… wanna go for a roll in the grass??

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    mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Well, it has been a while…”

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    Now, about the material your briefcase, shoes, wallet and belt are made of.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    The alligator wants to have Eric over for dinner…with Eric as the main course!

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    tinstar  about 2 months ago

    Meh….cheap threats. What a croc.

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