Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2024

At least he didn’t measure how deep they were.

Gonna need a yardstick to measure that honker.

Nobody’s facial features are symmetrical. What we see is affected by pareidolia.

Place your Kleenex carefully when blowing or be near a sink to wash up.

Monty is a regular Nostrildamus.

Ready for transsphenoidal surgery

What will he measure next?

Is it deeper?

No wonder he always makes Meddick draw him from the right side.

Monty has a lot of free time. I wonder what his secret is?

But what about those nose hairs?

And how do they compare to the ones in his ears?

I think he should be using a digital micrometer for that, instead of a ruler. More accurate.

That’s from using his thumb instead of his pinky in that nostril.

Maybe it’s because your philtrum is asymmetric.

Other than EB, no one nose septum.

Easy for you to say, EB, you with your perfectly symmetrical manufactured nose. Show a little sympathy for those of us stuck with the random workings of biology, wouldja?

Why do you ever ask him what he’s doing

Every “symmetric” part of the body is not exactly symmetric.

Don’t freak out Monty. Humans are all asymmetrical to a degree. Internally for sure, but also in the external details.

longer by a nose…?

Your nostrils are exactly the same diameter as your index finger.