Herman by Jim Unger for July 22, 2024

“You charge by the foot?”

The 3 legged one is less likely to bite your finger off than the one that bit its leg off.

On the farm, we watched a cat go into a tunnel in the hay-mow, I reached in and felt a kitten, pulled it out and it had 3 1/2 legs. I told the mama I would take it in the house when old enough..I did and it’s name was thumper!

I found a rabbit’s foot in my yard last week. Somewhere in the neighborhood, there’s a three-foot rabbit.

Dogs sold by the foot.

Thought they sold animals at so much per head not the foot

A two-legged one for five dollars please.

It might be worth more, if it were a three-legged stool pigeon.

Nowadays, a “rescue” with 3 legs is a score.

Was the rabbit named Harvey?

I’ll take him!

Triskele!

So, not really a deal. I’ll give $1 for a one legged one

HaHa 25% off.

A big three-legged tarantula?

You don’t want the 3-legged one, he’s not lucky

I’m guessing this is not the baby chickens’ cage; otherwise, I would have expected the price to go up by $2.50.

What!!!??? How gross!

1/4 off!

I’ll take her/him because their love will be priceless!!!!!

Reminds me of the joke about the pig with a wooden leg.

Sometimes the physically challenged make the best pets

May all handicapped pets find loving homes as easily as the “perfect” ones.

3/4 remaining of the cost ain’t bad.