Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 22, 2024

Didn’t Barry Manilow make money doing that early in his career?

He calls the tune, “Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic.”

Might as well. Maybe add lyrics from the 100-word warning.

All those catchy tunes for new drugs are just recycled Boomer hits from the 60s and 70s.

Hopefully it’s not the one with the not-so-slender people singing and dancing in all kinds of silly places.

You mean the one that sung to the tune of Pilot’s 1975 song “Magic”? “OH, OH, OH, OZEMPIC…”?

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.

Skyrizi, control means everything to me. Heard that 200 times.

When that stupid Jardiance commercial comes on I mute it or jump ahead past it.

seems 3 out of every 5 commercial’s are drug company related

Must be blissful to live in other countries where such advertising isn’t allowed!

“ Sotyktu…Sotyktu…One didn’t work? So take two.”

Play that one from that car insurance ad. On the tip of my tongue.

Maybe a SUBSCRIPTION drive on PBS?

“Just a warning, may cause plagiarism lawsuits.”

Pretty sad when the songs from my youth are now playing on muzak and metamucil commercials.