IKEA stores are like a meandering trail designed to make you see everything in the store, a trail with only one way out. Seems fun at first, but turns into a nightmare.
UGH! I was lost for 15 minutes in IKEA. Could not find the exit. I went back to the food court and took a long walk from the front entrance all the way to the parking structure.
As for Ikea, they don’t let you wander much from their single winding path that makes sure you get shown EVERY DANG THING THEY GIVE A CUTESY FAKE-NORSE NAME TO!!!
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ronaldspence about 1 month ago
mall directory for most malls today…“you are here? no one else is…”
angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago
All these are great!
rexxster about 1 month ago
Town Crier: Here Ye! Here Ye!
Bilan about 1 month ago
At Ikea, you don’t need to know where you are, just follow the yellow arrows.
gashren about 1 month ago
So Ikea shoppers are followers of Warhammer Chaos gods?
charlenelin1201 about 1 month ago
It was deliberate so you get to walk around more and buy more.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
I don’t want to see what it is for Target shoppers. —→
wongo about 1 month ago
For fugitives: “I was never here”!
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
IKEA stores are like a meandering trail designed to make you see everything in the store, a trail with only one way out. Seems fun at first, but turns into a nightmare.
uniquename about 1 month ago
Travel Agency: “You could be here, or here, or here…”
Jody H. Premium Member about 1 month ago
A physicist specializing in superpositions: “You are here, there, and everywhere”…
Doug K about 1 month ago
There you go!
Doug K about 1 month ago
Who are you? And what are you doing in my spot?
oish about 1 month ago
What’s a mall?
Is it one of those things from before cell phones and internet again grampa?
Queen of America about 1 month ago
Last panel: same for Home Depot.
MontanaPhil50 about 1 month ago
Same for Costco. I think the Employee of the Week gets to rearrange the store.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Gangster…You were never here, capiche?
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
I’m just looking for a restroom…anybody?
jsimpso1 about 1 month ago
Conspiracy Theorists: You Are Here “How Do They Know That?”
Lablubber about 1 month ago
For dads, you don’t need a directory.
Ikesmum about 1 month ago
Scott totally missed the chance to put the ghost in a Pac-Man game!
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Each and every one an oxymoron.
Buoy about 1 month ago
What about Schrodinger’s cat?
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
This is amazing.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago
Real estate agents: “If you lived here, you’d be home now!”
bigger Nate about 1 month ago
How about Watch your step at Lego Land or Plumbers at work at the Gap
PaulLeckner about 1 month ago
UGH! I was lost for 15 minutes in IKEA. Could not find the exit. I went back to the food court and took a long walk from the front entrance all the way to the parking structure.
greenlynn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Odysseus was located between Scylla and Charybdis.
ekke about 1 month ago
Wouldn’t the Yoda one say, “Here you are”?
As for Ikea, they don’t let you wander much from their single winding path that makes sure you get shown EVERY DANG THING THEY GIVE A CUTESY FAKE-NORSE NAME TO!!!
Be sure to use the Trøllkärtensröller so you can load up!