Or — The sheep ate the noodles and threw up blood.
The latest news on those South Korean instant noodles is they’re now permitted for sale and consumption by the Danish government.
“As_horny_as_a_Manx_Loaghtan” is my new password.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
A scarecrow says, “This job isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in france? There was nothing but des brie.
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.
I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.
What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it
If you don’t like it, don’t buy it? Then they won’t sell any then they’ll stop making them? Why are a few always making decisions for the many?
Denmark is not Mexico!
They don’t have to add the spice pack to the noodles
It’s the Jasonsnakelover of sheep – it had to one up all the other sheep.
When I think of Danish cuisine, I imagine cheese and fruit pastries
I guess the extra horns on the Manx Loaghtan sheep are so the shepherds have something to hold on to.
Too bad. Proven medical fact that Mexicans have far fewer digestive problems, including stomach cancers than bland eating non-Mexicans!
Now we know the best place to get rid of a dead body.
Leroy about 2 months ago
Or — The sheep ate the noodles and threw up blood.
californiamonty about 2 months ago
The latest news on those South Korean instant noodles is they’re now permitted for sale and consumption by the Danish government.
Zykoic about 2 months ago
“As_horny_as_a_Manx_Loaghtan” is my new password.
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
A scarecrow says, “This job isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in france? There was nothing but des brie.
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.
I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.
What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it
RyCar66 about 2 months ago
If you don’t like it, don’t buy it? Then they won’t sell any then they’ll stop making them? Why are a few always making decisions for the many?
kaycstamper about 2 months ago
Denmark is not Mexico!
mindjob about 2 months ago
They don’t have to add the spice pack to the noodles
chaosed2 about 2 months ago
It’s the Jasonsnakelover of sheep – it had to one up all the other sheep.
oish about 2 months ago
When I think of Danish cuisine, I imagine cheese and fruit pastries
h.v.greenman about 2 months ago
I guess the extra horns on the Manx Loaghtan sheep are so the shepherds have something to hold on to.
billwog about 2 months ago
Too bad. Proven medical fact that Mexicans have far fewer digestive problems, including stomach cancers than bland eating non-Mexicans!
jpozenel about 2 months ago
Now we know the best place to get rid of a dead body.