Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 30, 2024

I never know what’s going on from one day to the next.

AWK-ward…

Ah, Keri is hitting on another guy!

Most guys deserve to be hit with a golf ball for something in their past. A lot of them wouldn’t mind it if the ball was hit by an attractive girl…

Hit ’em with another golf ball for being sexist.

It’s gotta hurt.

Summer musings from Milford.

Luke and decorum mix like oil and water. A real charmer.

So Keri is doing a Summertime activity while Gilfather gave Jami a cold bowl of gruel as he plays the latest fantasy game in the basement.

Mimi has a riding crop. Beth prefers hot candle wax,

I think we have a love connection.

I guess Keri wanted to find out if other people like getting hit by balls as much as she/they does.

I’m not a golfer, but I’m fairly certain people don’t get hit with balls all the time.

P 1: Really Gil? I’ve been playing golf since the mid-70’s and have only heard of someone getting struck by a hit ball only once.

P 3: looks like the only thing that she hit was the air.

P3.5: “Wanna get pregnant again?”

she didnt say four

luke is a golf teacher now ? why is he with this doozenozzle now

i see toe doesnt wanna golf anymore after the rule they made up for her at mopped up thorp

At first I thought that was Stewart with Luke, and Luke was being a real jerk right in his face. And we’d have a new love interest for Keri. But, alas, it’s wimpy Pedro. And speaking of wimpy, don’t be wimpy and forget to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/07/30/dont-they-require-quiet-on-the-course/

“recordscratch dot wav”

Keri grips the shaft like a real pro.

Looks like @sshole Luke is back.

“Are you sure it’s OK?” and “Breathe”: What are “Things Keri and Pedro said in their museum sleepover,” Alex?

More Luke is exactly what we were hoping for this summer.

Sorry. Who is Stewart?

With any luck, Molly Kinsella’s gonna show up.

Well, well, well. They finally got the single glove right. And on the correct hand too!

Your Mother is a professional golfer, and you are worried about getting hit by a ball. Obviously have not spent much time on the course.

All this is well and good, but has anyone heard how Hot Rod’s tryout went?

P1- “….And people drive through sand traps all the time too.”

Nice cankles, peanut

P 4: Peanut pounds on Pedro with her 9-iron saying “..HI PEDRO! …YOU SLIMY B*ST*RD!…”

P 5 (Peanut): ’ ….Sorry, Mr. Martinez…but Pedro ‘had it coming’ too..(snicker)…"

jami home with meemaw playing go fish not summer of jami