The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 24, 2024

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    codycab  about 2 months ago

    Chief is not wrong.

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    Ahuehuete  about 2 months ago

    Half days? Isn’t that a fancy name for part time work?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Brutus shot himself in the foot this time.

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    GROG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Keep your not so bright ideas to yourself, Brutus.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Brutus seems to have worded it wrong, but same results.

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    But Brutus, you only work an eighth day now.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 2 months ago

    To those of us who have been self employed or worked in new home construction or drove a truck, a half day has always been 12 hours. That is why at 62 I finally have the body of an 86 year old.

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    pat sandy creator about 2 months ago

    …or he could work from home!

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    Just-me  about 2 months ago

    If Veeblefester thought he could get away with requiring everyone to work 12 hours a day for the 8 hour a day salary, he would try it.

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    Niko S  about 2 months ago

    When I was working I always hoped the company would try 4 10 hour days or some such combo. Then You’d have 3 day weekends all the time. But alas the ones I worked for never tried it. I read someplace that people on a 4 day workweek were more productive and happier.

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    Chris  about 2 months ago

    does it also affect pay as well… may not be worth it then. :j

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    bigplayray  about 2 months ago

    Way to turn it around Chief!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 2 months ago

    My first full time job was the best, a 14 hour shift work day. 2 days on and 2 days off. We had a “weekend every third day”. We could take. Everyone got a 3 week vacation by taking off 6 days!

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    elvisgirl3  about 2 months ago

    Absolutely Loved our 12 hour schedule. A week off every month & a 3 day weekend on another! With my 6 week Vacation every year, it added up to over 18 weeks off a year!

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Now, bossman could reclassify every worker as part time and thus cut out their medical and dental benefits. This would give them more time…to find another job.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Brutus would object too.

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    I still think 4-10hr days is better than 5-8hr days

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As a not very wise person once said, “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.”

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No Union at the Veeblefester Tea Cozy Company .

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    johnaapc  about 2 months ago

    we always said that at the mill when they complained about working 12 hours. “what are you bi***ing about? it’s only half a day!”

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Of course the Chief would settle for Brutus working half of his 8 hour day.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Wait until the other employees hear the Brutus proposed a 12 hour workday, it won’t be safe for him to hang out at the water cooler.

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    bookworm0812  about 2 months ago

    And if they went to four-hour daily shifts, that’s all well and good. But I’ll only go along with that if they double my salary. I need to keep making the same amount of pay.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 months ago

    Chief is a total A**!

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    Alright, Chief. Don’t turn into another Mr. Spacely.

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    Well that took a bad turn. I already do that. It’s not bad because I get days off through the week.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Bossman might agree to having him work half time as long as Brutus is willing to work for half pay.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    there’s a dire shortage of workers here in japan as the population shrinks and ages so lawmakers of course found a way to make the problem worse by placing restrictions on the amount of income that a significant portion of the labor force, older women, can earn. then they compounded the problem by increasing the minimum wage, which has the effect of additionally decreasing the hours women are able to work…

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    What’s it like working for a sadist, Brutus?

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    If the price was right and for. 3 days in a week. I would give it a shot …..

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    MattMan_1_00  about 1 month ago

    Sounds like my work schedule, but at least there are weekends.

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