Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 30, 2024

Well, the math works out.

This is why I keep the bag holder hidden

little feller is full of crap

Third one’s going to be a charm.

It’ll never be returned. The girl didn’t even notice it was bitten off of her bracelet when she petted him.

Bad doggie. Bad bad bad doggie. No dinner for you.

Good on his human for bringing them, at least.

Crap like a champ today. Crap, boy, crap aawwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

I triple dog-doogan dare you.

When I would return from walking our dog, Thor; I would tell wife and kids, “That walk was a 3 pooper… and 2 of them were by Thor!”

Save the best for last …

Been there [sigh]

Let that be a lesson: Never let your dog know how many poop bags you brought!

Of course.

Reason #597 why I have cats.

What will happen when plastic bags are outlawed?

He loves talkin’ sh!t.

And that is why I usually carry a roll of 30 or more.

that’s thinkin outside the poop bag!

The dreaded fecal trifecta!

This is why I carry at least 4 bags for one little pooper beagle. You just never know. I used to have two beagles, and on occasion I was returning home in a hurry from a mile away to grab some extra bags. Some bags rip, someone else borrows one, etc. I go extra prepared now.

Just have to untie the knot on one of the bags.

Talk about control…

Well, doggonit