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If that had been a US senator, he couldāve tried filibustering. Thatās good for killing legislation, but the filibusterers seem to walk away unharmed. Maybe he could bore the firing squad to death.
SHIVA 8 months ago
A walking thesaurus!!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago
Kaput, fini, sayonara, ciaoā¦
MeanBob Premium Member 8 months ago
In my dictionary, the last word is Zurich, anyone else?
nosirrom 8 months ago
Enough already. He only asked for four last words.
enigmamz 8 months ago
Just stab him and be done with it!
Goose down 8 months ago
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gammaguy 8 months ago
Good thing heās not a shoemaker: sole, heel, toe, upper, etc.
RLG Premium Member 8 months ago
Amen.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
If he were smarter, heād want to say the names of God: all nine billion of them (Arthur C. Clarke short story, 1953).
cdward 8 months ago
Given how close the officer is standing to him, Iād think he might want to shout āfireā.
mfrasca 8 months ago
Roget was eventually pardoned.
iggyman 8 months ago
āLetās call this offā!
bigger Nate 8 months ago
Last time we execute a guy named Roget
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 8 months ago
āCould someone please shut him up?!?ā
wongo 8 months ago
Kaput!
bagholder5150 8 months ago
zzyzx
Doug K 8 months ago
If he didnāt do something deserving capital punishment before ā¦
txq 8 months ago
Not in the face, please.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago
Anybody who can go on and on with a lit cigarette in the mouth should be given a reprieve.
uniquename 8 months ago
I didnāt know Roget was executed, killed, put to death, ā¦
DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago
Groan. Just shoot me.
Godfreydaniel 8 months ago
āFix bayonets and charge!ā
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
finiā¦ aaaand fire!
zeexenon 8 months ago
Breaking his own filibuster, their reaction to Kevin McCarthy was just to take a nap.
Lablubber 8 months ago
Thatās what you get for trying to execute Roget.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago
āDonāt mourn, organize.ā āJoe Hill (1879-1915) American labor activist and songwriter, final message before being executed for murder
Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago
If that had been a US senator, he couldāve tried filibustering. Thatās good for killing legislation, but the filibusterers seem to walk away unharmed. Maybe he could bore the firing squad to death.
Just_Karl 8 months ago
āHold my beer. Watch this!ā
mistercatworks 8 months ago
This will only take five minutes unless he is allowed foreign languages.
rwh2 8 months ago
āIt is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.ā
cactusbob333 8 months ago
The last word is what I say in my sleep:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
gopher gofer 8 months ago
how long will this lastā¦?
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Ex-Engineer Premium Member 7 months ago
Hmm. Executing William Shatner?