The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 01, 2024

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    SHIVA  7 months ago

    A walking thesaurus!!!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Kaput, fini, sayonara, ciaoā€¦

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    MeanBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    In my dictionary, the last word is Zurich, anyone else?

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Enough already. He only asked for four last words.

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    enigmamz  7 months ago

    Just stab him and be done with it!

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    Goose down  7 months ago

    ā€¦ and now a word from our sponsors

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    Good thing heā€™s not a shoemaker: sole, heel, toe, upper, etc.

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    RLG Premium Member 7 months ago

    Amen.

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    If he were smarter, heā€™d want to say the names of God: all nine billion of them (Arthur C. Clarke short story, 1953).

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    cdward  7 months ago

    Given how close the officer is standing to him, Iā€™d think he might want to shout ā€œfireā€.

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    mfrasca  7 months ago

    Roget was eventually pardoned.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    ā€œLetā€™s call this offā€!

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    bigger Nate  7 months ago

    Last time we execute a guy named Roget

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 7 months ago

    ā€œCould someone please shut him up?!?ā€

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    wongo  7 months ago

    Kaput!

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    bagholder5150  7 months ago

    zzyzx

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    If he didnā€™t do something deserving capital punishment before ā€¦

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    txq  7 months ago

    Not in the face, please.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago

    Anybody who can go on and on with a lit cigarette in the mouth should be given a reprieve.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    I didnā€™t know Roget was executed, killed, put to death, ā€¦

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    Groan. Just shoot me.

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    Godfreydaniel  7 months ago

    ā€œFix bayonets and charge!ā€

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    wildlandwaters  7 months ago

    finiā€¦ aaaand fire!

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    Breaking his own filibuster, their reaction to Kevin McCarthy was just to take a nap.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    Thatā€™s what you get for trying to execute Roget.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    ā€œDonā€™t mourn, organize.ā€ ā€”Joe Hill (1879-1915) American labor activist and songwriter, final message before being executed for murder

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    If that had been a US senator, he couldā€™ve tried filibustering. Thatā€™s good for killing legislation, but the filibusterers seem to walk away unharmed. Maybe he could bore the firing squad to death.

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    Just_Karl  7 months ago

    ā€œHold my beer. Watch this!ā€

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    This will only take five minutes unless he is allowed foreign languages.

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    rwh2  7 months ago

    ā€œIt is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.ā€

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    cactusbob333  7 months ago

    The last word is what I say in my sleep:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    how long will this lastā€¦?

    ā˜ŗ

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    Ex-Engineer Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hmm. Executing William Shatner?

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