Monty by Jim Meddick for August 01, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Ah yes, John Wayne toilet paper; rough and tough and don’t take crap off of anyone.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Why don’t you ask me if I have any grey Poupon?

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    What!? No bidet?

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    Umfuld  3 months ago

    wag: a comical or humorous person; joker; wit

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    6 ply. One square, and it’s plunger time.

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    bruce1966  3 months ago

    So the TP isn’t to his satisfaction, and he just pulls up his pants and walks out to get a new one? What’s the point of him wiping now, his underwear is already crappy.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    I was in a public facility once with no paper products available. All I had was a small spiral notebook. You can probably imagine the results

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    F-Flash  3 months ago

    Oh the humanity, soo much suffering in this hi-dollar camp.

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    radgrom8109  3 months ago

    Wag? I must start using that one.

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    At least, they HAVE toilet paper. I’ve seen TP so thin that you could almost read through it. Good luck not having your fingers get messy. (Yeah, I know. . . TMI)

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Save some paper for woodcrafts. Works great as sandpaper.

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    tuliplover  3 months ago

    I’m surprised that Jarvis didn’t bring a bidet to camp for Master Sedgwick’s use.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Roll with the changes.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sedgie will take the mop. :)

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    You mean the stuff that is fermented from sacred Egyptian papyrus before being pulverized, perfumed and heavily marketed?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    And in the Sahara, where water is precious and saved only for drinking, and trees (the source of paper) are non-existent, it’s considered extremely rude to use your left hand for anything other than …. well, you can guess.

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    syzygy47  3 months ago

    Too bad the camp custodian didn’t have a bucket of leaves

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    Csaw Backnforth  3 months ago

    In a recent Facebook anecdote that had been shared, it was mentioned that the ancient Romans used a sponge on a stick. Surely at camp they have plenty of sticks, but the problem may be finding a sponge.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Hey when you go to camp you gotta rough it.

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    gliderrider  3 months ago

    the little pain in the butt is gonna have a pain in his butt

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    bucker39 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Grade school TP back in the ‘50’s. Tan with little wood splinters visible; kind of like Big Chief tablets

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    James Noury Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why doesn’t Jarvis have a roll with him?

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    A tip from Cap’n Redd Panda…if you’re going camping, always bring some paper towel. Good for a variety of uses.Facecloth, towel, nose blowing, trauma bandages and bum wiping.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
    He should be glad they have toilet paper in abundance in that camp.
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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Still beats corn cobs.

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    Billy Yank  3 months ago

    The TP in the bathrooms at the historic sites in Scotland years ago was almost as thin and slick as waxed paper.

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    bnlmack  3 months ago

    “Watch out for your cornhole, Bud” – Office Space

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Grab a stranger’s sock and use that.

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    Ukko wilko  3 months ago

    I will start actually reading the text when the little twit is gone.

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    adrianrune  3 months ago

    There were rumors at one of the places I once worked at that someone stole a case of the toilet paper placed in the restrooms. They needed to sand down their new deck before varnishing it. (I was told by one of the secretaries that several of the women on staff brought their own TP to work. That would be one explanation for why they always took their purse with them.)

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    What is this???? The friggin’ pandemic all over again???? :)

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Bring in the Charmin Bear with the berries!

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    chriscc63  3 months ago

    oh, I gots to get me some of that “Chateau Lyon 6-ply quilted”

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    aussie399 Premium Member 12 days ago

    He is a bit (lot!) of an ar5eh0le

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