Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2024

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Give him the boot.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t be a Heel, you’ll drive a Wedge between you and your son.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    And he became wealthy by just being a loafer

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    a sage  3 months ago

    You mean he makes a lot of bread?

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    kevin  3 months ago

    Maybe you should never have answered that "boot"y call in the first place.

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    Better take him to Doc Martens for a checkup

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yes, but he has a kind sole.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    Heel sell his sole for a good tongue lashing.

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    kucpa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Once he earns that first shiny penny to put in his tongue, he’ll make them sooooooo proud.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  3 months ago

    Should have raised them kids as “work boots”!

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Hey, he could have been a Croc.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    You expect him to be straight laced when you two are always steppin’ out?

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    At least he’s not a sneaker; you can always trust him to be around.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    The son looks like he was adopted. That was the choice they made.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is he related to Bud Abbot?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Mr. Florsheim says he’s doing a fine job.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    His ambition is clogged…..

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’ll have to learn to live on a shoestring budget.

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    Give him the boot, you heel.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    At least he doesn’t have a steal toe.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s weirder genetics than in Kevin & Kell

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he’s a casual shoe…

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    At least his tongue isn’t hanging out. Also, he seems straightlaced.

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