Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 02, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    So, he lied about knowing how to play the violin.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Does he give you two sob stories to go with the music?

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    potfarmer  3 months ago

    Trade in the bow for a bowsaw

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    bignatefantic2.0  3 months ago

    If he wants to play that violin again, he better start telling the truth

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    mywifeslover  3 months ago

    The kids got wood for brains. Go under yer nose ya dang idgit!

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    kucpa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Love the look on Jiminey Cricket’s face…

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 3 months ago

    I guess his music does not have the ring of truth about it.

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    robolt  3 months ago

    Fiddle sticks

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    HOTLOTUS1  3 months ago

    bow down

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Lying often has unforeseen consequences.

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    Greg Y  3 months ago

    He might claim he was just fiddling with the facts a bit, but the nose knows he was straight-faced lying.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s one way to start a fire.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    It doesn’t matter, he’s got no strings.

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Perhaps if he fine tunes his story.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Not to be nosy, but it’s rumored a large proboscis is indicative of being well endowed, is that true?

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    He needs to take up the musical saw.

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    A little drilling will allow for playing violin accompanied by nose flute.

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    samadartson  3 months ago

    OK, rosin-up your nose!

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    parkerinthehouse  3 months ago

    *snif

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