So, he lied about knowing how to play the violin.
Does he give you two sob stories to go with the music?
Trade in the bow for a bowsaw
If he wants to play that violin again, he better start telling the truth
The kids got wood for brains. Go under yer nose ya dang idgit!
Love the look on Jiminey Cricket’s face…
I guess his music does not have the ring of truth about it.
Fiddle sticks
bow down
Lying often has unforeseen consequences.
He might claim he was just fiddling with the facts a bit, but the nose knows he was straight-faced lying.
That’s one way to start a fire.
It doesn’t matter, he’s got no strings.
Perhaps if he fine tunes his story.
Not to be nosy, but it’s rumored a large proboscis is indicative of being well endowed, is that true?
He needs to take up the musical saw.
A little drilling will allow for playing violin accompanied by nose flute.
OK, rosin-up your nose!
*snif
oldpine52 3 months ago
So, he lied about knowing how to play the violin.
electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago
Does he give you two sob stories to go with the music?
potfarmer 3 months ago
Trade in the bow for a bowsaw
bignatefantic2.0 3 months ago
If he wants to play that violin again, he better start telling the truth
mywifeslover 3 months ago
The kids got wood for brains. Go under yer nose ya dang idgit!
kucpa Premium Member 3 months ago
Love the look on Jiminey Cricket’s face…
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 3 months ago
I guess his music does not have the ring of truth about it.
robolt 3 months ago
Fiddle sticks
HOTLOTUS1 3 months ago
bow down
Doug K 3 months ago
Lying often has unforeseen consequences.
Greg Y 3 months ago
He might claim he was just fiddling with the facts a bit, but the nose knows he was straight-faced lying.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s one way to start a fire.
P51Strega 3 months ago
It doesn’t matter, he’s got no strings.
Lablubber 3 months ago
Perhaps if he fine tunes his story.
Jayalexander 3 months ago
Not to be nosy, but it’s rumored a large proboscis is indicative of being well endowed, is that true?
gammaguy 3 months ago
He needs to take up the musical saw.
Cerabooge 3 months ago
A little drilling will allow for playing violin accompanied by nose flute.
samadartson 3 months ago
OK, rosin-up your nose!
parkerinthehouse 3 months ago
*snif