April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Under extreme “pressure” to act out.
I heard of a terrorist who burnt his lips trying to blow up a bus.
He has an inflated opinion of his importance.
Stand back. You don’t want to get covered in that stuff when he blows.
Smart! They don’t realize that’s an old “escape” trick! He’ll pump himself full of air, then open his mouth and fly off… like letting go of a balloon!
Last week, on a ship, he blew himself down.
pump it up…
That’s not exactly the kind of blow-up job I would expect to see in an alley.
When someone yells “I’ve got a pump!”
Run!
That bottle of disposed mustard may help!
Then again… it all depends on where he’s got it strung to.,
A tyresome situation indeeds.
I believe the ole boy has had “one” too many!!!!
QUICK! Give the man a pressure gauge!
Reminds me of the cartoon about a terrorist training camp. The trainer had explosive strapped all over him, saying to his students “Now pay attention, I’ll show you this only the once”
“Look out! The guy’s an IUD!”
Inflation is totally out of control!
Who’s up for a game of ´In a pickleball?´
COP: Go ahead. Blow yourself up. I’ll just be over here laughing.
At first, he was really pumped up but after it was over, he felt a bit deflated.
It’s good thing the bomb squad brought a splash guard.
No leverage. He needs a “stirrup pump”.
The crisis team was worried until they realized he was just a windbag, full of hot air.
We would use the pump to dust in the corners of the garage, and to annoy the ants in the ant hills.
PSI suicide is never pretty.
He never gave up on his dream to be a Macy’s Day Parade balloon.
Inflation is just rampant these days!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 5 months ago
Under extreme “pressure” to act out.
Superfrog 5 months ago
I heard of a terrorist who burnt his lips trying to blow up a bus.
oldpine52 5 months ago
He has an inflated opinion of his importance.
Imagine 5 months ago
Stand back. You don’t want to get covered in that stuff when he blows.
Dobie Premium Member 5 months ago
Smart! They don’t realize that’s an old “escape” trick! He’ll pump himself full of air, then open his mouth and fly off… like letting go of a balloon!
gammaguy 5 months ago
Last week, on a ship, he blew himself down.
pat sandy creator 5 months ago
pump it up…
Egrayjames 5 months ago
That’s not exactly the kind of blow-up job I would expect to see in an alley.
Imagine 5 months ago
When someone yells “I’ve got a pump!”
Run!
markkahler52 5 months ago
That bottle of disposed mustard may help!
markkahler52 5 months ago
Then again… it all depends on where he’s got it strung to.,
Gent 5 months ago
A tyresome situation indeeds.
rockyridge1977 5 months ago
I believe the ole boy has had “one” too many!!!!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago
QUICK! Give the man a pressure gauge!
MRC112 5 months ago
Reminds me of the cartoon about a terrorist training camp. The trainer had explosive strapped all over him, saying to his students “Now pay attention, I’ll show you this only the once”
FassEddie 5 months ago
“Look out! The guy’s an IUD!”
Milady Meg 5 months ago
Inflation is totally out of control!
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
Who’s up for a game of ´In a pickleball?´
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 5 months ago
COP: Go ahead. Blow yourself up. I’ll just be over here laughing.
davewhamond creator 5 months ago
At first, he was really pumped up but after it was over, he felt a bit deflated.
cuzinron47 5 months ago
It’s good thing the bomb squad brought a splash guard.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
No leverage. He needs a “stirrup pump”.
Pequod 5 months ago
The crisis team was worried until they realized he was just a windbag, full of hot air.
crazeekatlady 5 months ago
We would use the pump to dust in the corners of the garage, and to annoy the ants in the ant hills.
Buoy 5 months ago
PSI suicide is never pretty.
He never gave up on his dream to be a Macy’s Day Parade balloon.
The Tooninator creator 5 months ago
Inflation is just rampant these days!