In 1975, I visited the folks we had rented a house from in Maine. I was surprised that I was recognized, as the last time I had been 15, and now 11 years later I had a beard. It turns out, I was recognized by my lopsided smile..
Last November, in the hospital for internal bleeding, a group of doctors was talking to me, and one of them commented to the others about how it looked like I might have had a stroke, because of that same lopsided smile. I laughed and explained that I had had that lopsided smile for at least 60 years.
My uncle told me that he realized one of his legs was shorter than the other when he was a soldier in Europe during WWII. He said walking through the forest at night, half asleep, he noticed he kept going off the trail as he dozed. Always in the same direction. Interestingly enough, that’s the only story he told about being in the infantry, walking across Europe during WWII. So…yeah…something got lopsided.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 month ago
In 1975, I visited the folks we had rented a house from in Maine. I was surprised that I was recognized, as the last time I had been 15, and now 11 years later I had a beard. It turns out, I was recognized by my lopsided smile..
Last November, in the hospital for internal bleeding, a group of doctors was talking to me, and one of them commented to the others about how it looked like I might have had a stroke, because of that same lopsided smile. I laughed and explained that I had had that lopsided smile for at least 60 years.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
My body parts aren’t lopsided. They’re artistically asymmetrical.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reading Frog Applause gives me a lopsided brain.
Ubintold about 1 month ago
Does he smack people upside their face?
Imagine about 1 month ago
Said Picasso…
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago
…I’m not lopsided…
… said Dick Tracy..
…I just hang to the left…
…Dr. Frankenstein never took responsibility for anything…
…lefty loosen…
…righty tighten…
…yet…
…my left foot is one ½ size bigger than my right…
…the score was lopsided…
… Quasimoto was too…
… and don’t get me started on Pinocchio…
…Tell a lie…
…she said…
…but I always tell the truth…
…he’s lying…
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
I loved the original “Ladykillers” where Mrs. Wilberforce was referred to as Mrs. Lopsided.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
… said the hazardous household chemica; manufacturer at a Congressional Hearing.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m descended from a long line of lopsided people. Just like everyone else I’ve ever met.
Lafsalot Premium Member about 1 month ago
My uncle told me that he realized one of his legs was shorter than the other when he was a soldier in Europe during WWII. He said walking through the forest at night, half asleep, he noticed he kept going off the trail as he dozed. Always in the same direction. Interestingly enough, that’s the only story he told about being in the infantry, walking across Europe during WWII. So…yeah…something got lopsided.
Superfrog about 1 month ago
I’m so irresponsible that I’m lopsided on both sides.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
I would say genetic GENES are responsible for any lopsided, off center, long, and short quirky ticks…..deal with it!
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Typical of this generation of Frog Applause™ characters – unwilling to accept responsibility for anything.
Rev Phnk Ey about 1 month ago
Lopsided vs. gobsmacked.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Blame it on the IOC …!
( they get gold for inSeine [sic] swimming )
charles9156 about 1 month ago
lop-sided or missing ;+)
Jml58 about 1 month ago
I am not even responsible for my own lopsided bodyparts.
lawguy05 about 1 month ago
Lopsided body parts can be a good thing.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Swaying to the Al music.
R&R must not die.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
I’m tuning my teeter totter.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Odds and ends in the lost and found stash.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
What hump?
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
Except for the ones who encountered me in my biting phase.
UltraLameFest2 about 1 month ago
…except of course for my biological children.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
The Muppets creator with all the strings and things.
Bumps I’m trying on a woman’s chest and that ain’t chicken pox.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
The bumping rump dance phase, storming the nation.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
No cartoonist should be held legally responsible for lopsided body parts. True. Is it in legislation of any stripe; or the NCS charter?
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago
…science states that most female breasts…
…if not lopsided…
…are not the exact size…
…a little tit-for-tat sort of thing…
…but in this…
…Get off my lawn!…
…I’m not on your lawn…
…world view…
…lopsided age is all the rage…
…and for all my rage…
…"I am still just a rat in a cage…
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Where, oh where, has the word “crippled” gone …?
(gone to wokeness every one, when will they ever learn)