The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Grab the sugar bowl and make sugar cookies out of them.

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Baked oatmeal, no thanks.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Good for your health, Brutus.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    This is grounds for divorce if you ask me….

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    suv2000  3 months ago

    YUMMMMMM…..not

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    And we’re having steak tonight but a meatless meal. Un Huh.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 3 months ago

    The cookies would probably taste a little flat without any sugar.Time for a quick trip to Dairy Queen in my book.

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    Too bad she didn’t add raisins. You don’t need sugar if you have something else sweet in the cookie. Many desserts have way too much sugar and it could easily be cut down by at least half or more. I make banana bread without any added sugar and it’s very good.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    She might forget her head if it wasn’t attached.

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    a sage  3 months ago

    He might forget to eat them.

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    kendavis09  3 months ago

    Break out the milk and you got breakfast cereal.

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Ewwwww

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lonely feeling deep inside, find a corner where I can hide, silent footsteps crowding me, sudden darkness but I can see, no sugar tonight in my cookie, no sugar tonight in my tea.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Eww!

    I want to rinse my mouth out just thinking if that!

    LOL ☺️❤️
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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    This will leave a bad taste in his mouth. On the other hand there’s that door that won’t stay open.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    dip ‘em in sugar…

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Aw . . . what the heck , your heart was in the right place Gladys .

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Not to worry Gladys, I’ve done something similar. Like forgetting to put yeast in the bread dough and trying figure out why it didn’t rise.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    maybe dunking them in coffee would help make them taste okayish… :J

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    I would throw some honey on them, if concerned for my health, cheese and jam, covered in honey if I weren’t.

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    preacherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now, to be far, I’ve heard of oatmeal cookies with no sugar because something else was used, like carrots. But, to just forget the sugar is a real problem.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Julia Childs she is not. Hey get some butter and jam. They will save the day with a cup of coffee….

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    All it is, is baked oatmeal…

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    Just call them bannocks.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    Been there, done that, have the T-Shirt. The wife made a pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving one year and forgot the sugar. It is now known as Pucker Pie in the family instead of pumpkin pie.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hopefully she didn’t confuse salt for sugar. Which would be on brand for Gladys’s culinary “expertise.” Better be careful on that first bite Brutus.

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, since they’re sugar-free she can use them as dog biscuits.

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    Kimmies01  3 months ago

    I bet they get thrown in the garbage. Oatmeal cookies without sugar and raisins. Not good.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    So something you’re custom to expect from her.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    “Gladys, turn in your apron!”

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    Dog biscuits

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    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, those might as well have gone straight in the trash.

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    John M  3 months ago

    I recall a comedian looking at the ingredients of something made of oatmeal – and listing all the bad ones to encourage you to eat the one good one – oats

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    So, Gladys doesn’t have the best taste.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    He will eat them.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    If it had raisins or something, I’d probably eat em.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Dunk them in honey? Pancake syrup? Cover them with ice cream? (Let it melt in a little.)

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    just pretend they’re mcdonald’s fries and dip them in ketchup… ☺

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Okay, she isn’t being quite as kind as you thought, Brutus. Try the cookies anyway, because you can’t lose. If you don’t like them, you’re justified in saying so. If you do like them, you’ve found a new healthier treat, and Gladys can feel proud of herself.

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