Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 15, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  2 months ago

    This is lunacy!

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    And you’ve got a heavenly body.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 2 months ago

    OK, there’s Earth with its lone moon. Mars with its two, Deimos and Phobos. Jupiter shown with just a few of its 95+ satellites. And on the far left could be either Uranus or Neptune, also shown with just a few of the moons that orbit them.

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    ddl297  2 months ago

    Earth, with the moon 1/4 of our planet’s size, and formed from Earth’s original material (I’m guessing). Not captured satellites as the other planets have. Hence, our closeness. “Little Brother!”

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    The moon is drifting away from the Earth at about 1 inch per year. One day, we will have no one to moon but ourselves.

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    wongo  2 months ago

    We can share some earthly delights!

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    The Earth is over the moon with the Moon.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Not trust him. He is gots lotsa artificial moons.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  2 months ago

    just not very popular, it seems

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    colinmac2  2 months ago

    UGGH!

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    dflak  2 months ago

    You don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    and together we share a sun

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  2 months ago

    Lunartoons!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Many of its inhabitants are.

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    stamps  2 months ago

    Let’s go moon Jupiter.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    A different kind of honeymoon.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Earth’s high on moonshine.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    They are joined by martrimoony.

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  2 months ago

    Mostly. But not always! We actually have an extra moon occasionally. In fact I believe we have an extra one currently :D

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    thejanith Premium Member 2 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the chuckle.

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    sobrown51  2 months ago

    Mother Earth and the Man in the Moon.

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    Norris66  2 months ago

    We were mooned.

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