“I’m a witch doctor — a connection between you and the gods. Pay me a percentage fee to get you good hunting and gathering — or the gods will be angry.”
He’s a Liberal Millennial living off the tax dollars of people who do work. Or trust fund or inheritance from people who did work. But the good news for the pseudo intellectual parasitic mushroom scum is Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks.
I notice a great deal of disparagement here about people who don’t hunt or gather, but do realize that hunting and gathering required a nomadic existence, following the herds of wild animals, seasons, weather, and crop cycles. That way of life gave way eventually to people who tired of the ceaseless traveling and put down roots — literal roots — by becoming farmers. And that beginning led to settlements, communities, and eventually civilization as we know it. So if you really, truly feel you have to trash as being lazy those people who aren’t hunters or gatherers, do start with farmers, y’all.
stairsteppublishing 21 days ago
Or goverenment
oldpine52 21 days ago
So, a parasite.
ꜝ 21 days ago
after hundreds of millions of years of evolution – he’s turned back into a leech
PraiseofFolly 21 days ago
“I’m a witch doctor — a connection between you and the gods. Pay me a percentage fee to get you good hunting and gathering — or the gods will be angry.”
The Reader Premium Member 21 days ago
You fellas look like you need to define your branding!
constantine48 21 days ago
It’s a good time to use those clubs.
Lenavid 21 days ago
Club him NOW! Before he reproduces!
StephenHoyt 21 days ago
There must have been some public relations people that could speak both languages Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal.
InTraining 21 days ago
Well then… Join us and let’s go clubbing…!
Count Olaf Premium Member 21 days ago
He’s a Liberal Millennial living off the tax dollars of people who do work. Or trust fund or inheritance from people who did work. But the good news for the pseudo intellectual parasitic mushroom scum is Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks.
bbbmorrell 21 days ago
This may be why Neanderthals went extinct.
sandpiper 21 days ago
He’s a non-productive clan member and will soon disappear.
hooglah 21 days ago
A politician….a leach.
the lost wizard 21 days ago
Graduated with a B.S. :)
Richard S Russell Premium Member 21 days ago
I notice a great deal of disparagement here about people who don’t hunt or gather, but do realize that hunting and gathering required a nomadic existence, following the herds of wild animals, seasons, weather, and crop cycles. That way of life gave way eventually to people who tired of the ceaseless traveling and put down roots — literal roots — by becoming farmers. And that beginning led to settlements, communities, and eventually civilization as we know it. So if you really, truly feel you have to trash as being lazy those people who aren’t hunters or gatherers, do start with farmers, y’all.
planostanton 21 days ago
So, he spreads it around?
Norris66 21 days ago
Here Pull My Finger.
uniquename 21 days ago
Which makes you the last person the public can relate to.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 21 days ago
Definition of management. (Wears a necktie produces nothing).
will.pittenger1 20 days ago
And he gets whacked by one of those clubs. Hunting in action.
Strawberry King 20 days ago
Nail him, guys.
gammaguy 20 days ago
“…I’m in public relations.”
I like to keep my relations private.
Jack Bell Premium Member 19 days ago
Don’t work, Don’t eat.