“I’m a witch doctor — a connection between you and the gods. Pay me a percentage fee to get you good hunting and gathering — or the gods will be angry.”
He’s a Liberal Millennial living off the tax dollars of people who do work. Or trust fund or inheritance from people who did work. But the good news for the pseudo intellectual parasitic mushroom scum is Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks.
I notice a great deal of disparagement here about people who don’t hunt or gather, but do realize that hunting and gathering required a nomadic existence, following the herds of wild animals, seasons, weather, and crop cycles. That way of life gave way eventually to people who tired of the ceaseless traveling and put down roots — literal roots — by becoming farmers. And that beginning led to settlements, communities, and eventually civilization as we know it. So if you really, truly feel you have to trash as being lazy those people who aren’t hunters or gatherers, do start with farmers, y’all.
stairsteppublishing 3 months ago
Or goverenment
oldpine52 3 months ago
So, a parasite.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 3 months ago
after hundreds of millions of years of evolution – he’s turned back into a leech
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
“I’m a witch doctor — a connection between you and the gods. Pay me a percentage fee to get you good hunting and gathering — or the gods will be angry.”
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
You fellas look like you need to define your branding!
constantine48 3 months ago
It’s a good time to use those clubs.
Lenavid 3 months ago
Club him NOW! Before he reproduces!
StephenHoyt 3 months ago
There must have been some public relations people that could speak both languages Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal.
InTraining Premium Member 3 months ago
Well then… Join us and let’s go clubbing…!
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
He’s a Liberal Millennial living off the tax dollars of people who do work. Or trust fund or inheritance from people who did work. But the good news for the pseudo intellectual parasitic mushroom scum is Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks.
bbbmorrell 3 months ago
This may be why Neanderthals went extinct.
sandpiper 3 months ago
He’s a non-productive clan member and will soon disappear.
hooglah 3 months ago
A politician….a leach.
the lost wizard 3 months ago
Graduated with a B.S. :)
Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago
I notice a great deal of disparagement here about people who don’t hunt or gather, but do realize that hunting and gathering required a nomadic existence, following the herds of wild animals, seasons, weather, and crop cycles. That way of life gave way eventually to people who tired of the ceaseless traveling and put down roots — literal roots — by becoming farmers. And that beginning led to settlements, communities, and eventually civilization as we know it. So if you really, truly feel you have to trash as being lazy those people who aren’t hunters or gatherers, do start with farmers, y’all.
planostanton 3 months ago
So, he spreads it around?
Norris66 3 months ago
Here Pull My Finger.
uniquename 3 months ago
Which makes you the last person the public can relate to.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 3 months ago
Definition of management. (Wears a necktie produces nothing).
will.pittenger1 3 months ago
And he gets whacked by one of those clubs. Hunting in action.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Nail him, guys.
gammaguy 3 months ago
“…I’m in public relations.”
I like to keep my relations private.
Jack Bell Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t work, Don’t eat.