Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 22, 2024

No different than falling down a steep set of stairs.

Now, you need to make a Lego toboggan to go down the Lego slide.

Assuming that took every Lego in the house, could it be you can now walk through the living room without stepping on one?

You need a cardboard box.

Where did they get all those Legos?!

Hammie says “Legos do it again”!

It will be a miracle if Hammie doesn’t have brain (assuming he has one to begin with) by he’s twenty.

a 9 foot tall lego slide would be approximately 286 bricks high, if Hammie used roof bricks it would be sort of smooth but the slide would be at a 45° angle. the base would be about 4,514 bricks in length using 1 × 2 × 4 bricks and to make a 2 foot wide slide he’ d need about 20 rows of bricks. the base of a slide would have to be somewhere around 90,280 bricks the whole slide would be about 13 million bricks if a solid structure,( about 15 minutes of legos daily production) less if using duplo for the bulk of the slide. a slide that size would cost around 1.3 million dollars. my figures are estimates done at four in the morning so take that as you will.

LOL!!!! Gotta luv Hammie

Next, he will try it with Lincoln Logs.

Lotsa Legos. Make a full size 787-9 Dreamliner. Impress the neighbors.

My idea failed too, Lego toilet paper.

Saving this one!!!

How about some Lego Slippery Steps, Hammie?

I had several sets that I’ve enjoyed doing and also my grandkids, especially my granddaughter. I recently passed them on to my sister-in-law for her grandkids which are a little younger than ours. I still love doing them myself. I can definitely relate to having enough to do this.

Where did you find so many Lego Bricks?!

Hammie knows what’s up!

At least the Legos aren’t scattered loose through the house for someone barefoot to step on.

how did they afford a million dollars worth of bricks?

A many legos

What else is Hammie going to do and say, but to go do it again until he can’t or Wanda physically stops him.

“Leggo my Lego!”

maybe it will be better next time

As a bored child I learned that rigidity is key when sliding down a set of stairs. I was “planking” on my back before it was even a thing

Must be a few thousand dollars of LEGO in that slide.

That a tonne of Legos!

Nobody could afford that many Legos!

Hammie should been on Jacka**.

Knocked him right out of his shoes and socks, a la Charlie Brown!

I want the number of legos it took to build that

You’re supposed to use a big piece of cardboard to ride down on!!

You had to know Hammie would enjoy it.

so that’s where all my Lego blocks went!

Pain is good, reminds us that were still alive!

Shoulda used sloped bricks.

“Boys” are into that sort of thing. . . . .

I would commit CRIMES to have that many Legos! (Minor crimes of the non-violent nature. I’m a Lego maniac, not a monster!) o_0

Happy Frodo and Bilbo’s birthday, everyone!

I love Hammie.

Hammie, two pieces of advice:

1) You can get better angle control using the thin pieces instead of only the thick. You can also use the slanted roof pieces.

2) IGNORE the “professional” Lego builders! Stagger the layers EVERYWHERE. This gets you strength instead of quick building. (This is where the Myth Busters went wrong with Lego.)

Should have gone for the Lego blocks for roofs, they would have given him a smoother ride.

Needs those flat angle pieces

How long did THAT take?!