The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 03, 2024

She’d shed. Sheesh.

Is that Brad Pit?

I once heard asps are very dangerous.

I was about to go to bed when I looked at one more comic. Laughing woke me up again. Clever, cute, and just a little eew-y.

The comic is gross, but it does bring to mind that my mother could still wear her wedding dress (that she made herself) on her 75th Anniversary.

Brad better be lisssstening, or she’ll have a hissssy fit.

It makes her look older.

Kind of gross, but clever!

Her wedding skin has gotten baggy, crinkly, wrinkled, and crumpled over the years … much like all of us.

brad doesn’t care

Brad Pitt didn’t have a pit to hiss in!

Scott can certainly draw snake faces!

As slithery as the day he married her.

You’d have to be a snakelover to enjoy this one,,

She found this in her she-shed.

Sure, but now it’s inside out.

Well, let’s see what it looks like after hanging in the basement since 6/8/63, like ours (2017, RIP to my bride).

In fact it’s a little loose.

But now she needs to wear a co-bra.

Ridiculous for a snake, but I think for humans this sort of thing can be silly, too. Especially when the person is saying it while they can hardly breathe, and the seams of the clothes are threatening to pop open.

Fangs for the memories.

“But honey. That makes you look wrinkly and old”

that’s remolting!

Ew.

it makes her look skinny

& Angelina

But Brad got too big for his britches right after the wedding.

I can’t fit in my old Boy Scout uniform, but my wife wore it to a Halloween party. Including shorts, and knee socks with garters. Sexy!