Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2024

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    Need coffee  3 months ago

    Did we expect otherwise? Bung is a known fool.

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    He’s a fish. Is he going to suffocate at you threateningly?

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    Ahuehuete  3 months ago

    I’ve heard of tough pork, but tough fish?

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    j_m_kuehl  3 months ago

    walleye with fillet, En Garde

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    Not a walleye — that’s a carp, and he’s going to play with other carps with it. Haven’t you ever heard of carp-to-carp walleting?

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Picked the “mugger” section, I see.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    On the scale of things. That’s a Cutthroat Trout that will always tout about things and take your money. But watch out for Flounders. They are ambushers. They will pop out of seemingly nowhere.

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    bmiller Premium Member 3 months ago

    Central Park, NYC!!!

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    StephenHoyt  3 months ago

    A bull shark.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    There sometheeng fishy here.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    Never go to the south of the pond it is always the worst just like everything else, South Bronx was so bad they made a Movie out if it in 1981. South Part of America are still fighting the Civil War that they lost 160 years ago. Mississippi has the poorest and least intelligent people in the whole country. Then you can look at the South of North American Continent which brings you right into Mexico. Look at the world and you see Sicily started the Mafia and they will not even take someone if they are from Italy, they have to be from Sicily..Then you have the whole Country of Australia where all of the criminals were sent to bypass prisons. Even airlines do not fly near the South Pole. Even GOD feels this way, that is why Heaven is North and Hell is south.

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    paulprobujr  3 months ago

    I thought that sword fish were only a salt water fish?

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    Strider Premium Member 3 months ago

    The funny thing is no one is going to believe Bung. LOL

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    …….and he picked the right part of the lake!!!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you make him fish bait.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago

    must have missed the “SWAMP” sign

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    A loan shark collects.

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Mackerel the Knife?

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    My father-in-law is an avid fisherman. I must warn him about robber carp.

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    “Quick! Or I’ll gut you like a Fi… just hurry!”

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    Just_Karl  3 months ago

    He’ll be disappointed when he realizes a “fin” is a five dollar bill, not an actual fin.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Do not fish in the water hazard at Mar-A-Lago.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clearly, the fish has been in the boat three days.

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    oish  3 months ago

    Whatever you do, don’t take the bait!

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    dv  3 months ago

    That’s what happens to fish that drop out and don’t stay in schools

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    The fish has no fear of being caught; he knows it’s ‘catch and release’ for ID prosecutors these days.

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    Blaven  3 months ago

    It’s a gold"dagger"fish.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  3 months ago

    Trying to sell him a knife.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    If Bung is fishing, where’s the fishing line?

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    AB9SS  3 months ago

    That’s the Bronx mutation of the Chinese Carp!

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    Snoopy_Fan  3 months ago

    Hey! Where’s the fishing line and the bobber???

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    M.K.Staffeld  3 months ago

    Apparently that carptocurrency thing was a bust…

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    No fishing line. For his sake, he better pretend to fish.

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    mrsdonaldson  3 months ago

    Whole new meaning to rough waters.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  3 months ago

    I’ve heard of a swordfish, but never a knifefish.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bung is about to get soaked.

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    missyhyattfan  2 months ago

    LOL

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