Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 07, 2024

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    That’s not the worst thing he’s done in the ocean.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t sweat it.

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    vlad8601  2 months ago

    pigs don’t have sweat glands

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    Keno21  2 months ago

    Neither do sharks. That’s why they pant.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  2 months ago

    How can you tell under water?

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    And yer deodorant don’t work so well, either!!

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    Mikeswolvesbane  2 months ago

    Back in the early days of MTV, Kevin Cronin, the lead singer of REO Speedwagon, always, and I mean always, had a drop of sweat hanging from the tip of his nose in all of the band’s live videos.

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    Kroykali  2 months ago

    So, sing in the shower. Problem solved.

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    CaveCat87  2 months ago

    Hawthorne, you’re gonna be up to your neck in lawsuits for plagiarizing the name.

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    formathe  2 months ago

    worked for Springsteen.

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    Calvins Brother  2 months ago

    Crabitol sounds like a pill commercial you see around the evening news.

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    tony_n_jen2003  2 months ago

    I remember Damitol

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    David Rickard Premium Member 2 months ago

    From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

    Gotta say, “Crabitol” sounds more like an ointment than a record label.

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    Joe Bo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pigs don’t sweat. Of the animals that do sweat, humans do the most. Monkeys, apes, zebras, and horses can also sweat a lot. Evolution has selected for humans to sweat and be mostly devoid of body hair, because it is survival advantage. While many animals can run faster than a human, they can’t do it for long without overheating and stopping. Humans can chase animals a long time because they can keep cool by sweating. Eventually they catch the animal, kill it and eat it. Maybe instead of “I sweat like a pig” (not at all), say “I sweat like a human”. Or maybe “I sweat like a horse”.

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    With Trump’s recent return to obsessing about his sexual lawsuits, I’m wondering whether he’s tried to trademark “Grabitol”.

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    Billavi Premium Member 2 months ago

    He does have a Vince Neil look, and both of them have killed people

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    eb110americana  2 months ago

    If a shark sweats, does the water level rise?

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