Uncommon condition.
Not sure anyone would respond to consciousness…
Pretty sure it won’t be happening while she’s around…
He’s not unconscious, he’s ignoring you.
“Not possible, with YOU around, honey…. snnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
Needs a wider chair.
How would that help? If he’s found unconscious, wouldn’t they call the EMT’s anyway?
Good idea. Get the one that says how many beers he needs to get back to his normal state.
And how about a special (reverse) Life Alert bracelet, too.
It could say something like: “Warning! I’m conscious and I am up!”
… or “Help! I’m standing and I can’t get (back) down.”
He he
She’s mistaking unconscience for enlightenment
Better get him “chipped” in case they have trouble lifting him.
It’s his escape mechanism, from you.
They wouldn’t know the difference.
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David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 16 days ago
Uncommon condition.
sbenton7684 16 days ago
Not sure anyone would respond to consciousness…
comixbomix 16 days ago
Pretty sure it won’t be happening while she’s around…
The Duke 16 days ago
He’s not unconscious, he’s ignoring you.
tremaine53 16 days ago
“Not possible, with YOU around, honey…. snnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
sandpiper 15 days ago
Needs a wider chair.
JamieLee Premium Member 15 days ago
How would that help? If he’s found unconscious, wouldn’t they call the EMT’s anyway?
rshive 15 days ago
Good idea. Get the one that says how many beers he needs to get back to his normal state.
Doug K 15 days ago
And how about a special (reverse) Life Alert bracelet, too.
It could say something like: “Warning! I’m conscious and I am up!”
… or “Help! I’m standing and I can’t get (back) down.”
cracker65 15 days ago
He he
mindjob 15 days ago
She’s mistaking unconscience for enlightenment
mistercatworks 15 days ago
Better get him “chipped” in case they have trouble lifting him.
cuzinron47 15 days ago
It’s his escape mechanism, from you.
monya_43 15 days ago
They wouldn’t know the difference.