Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 27, 2024

Keri found a way to escape this strip through a hole in the fence.

In all reality, hey Hank add some You Know You Knows to spice up the dialogue !

Why didn’t the blonde girl drink her orange juice? Because the bottle said concentrate.

Riveting sports-themed dialogue, HB. Just riveting !!!!

Wasted days and wasted nights.

I have left for you behind.

For you don’t belong to me.

Your heart belongs to someone else.

Don’t forget Snarkers, Dottie Drama is also a cheerleader.

I can’t think of a reason why this story could end up funny.

BLAH BLAH BLAH ….. OH WOW … WTF

P 4 (DW): " …you can’t be under the bleachers with those guys during practice…"

Less talking, more running people.

Still no idea what sport the girls are conditioning for. Maybe power walking based on P1 technique?

P2.5 “Your pretty smelling @ss got wide over the summer, Dotty.”

P-1: See Gil Doh above.

P-2: Keri wasn’t expecting STD symptoms, so soon.

P-3: Drat, I wanted to hear the punch line.

P-4: Don’t worry, Keri. We know you and To-be will both make the school’s Croquet Teams.

This completely normal exchange that takes place every day in the supermarket (usually without the “You go, girl!” which makes no sense at all), brought to you by…

“You go, girl?” The 1990’s called; they want their lingo back.

meanwhile the top bunk is rocking

does the old geezer coach with no name have a golf cart to keep up with them

P 2.5 (Dubster in valley girl voice): “… so, like then, I like grabbed this b!tch by her ponytail and like pulled her to the floor and told her ‘ the back of the line is like over there you fat cow’ and people in line are like laughing and clapping going ‘you like go girl’…giggle…”

I guess Keri wasn’t kidding about not running over the summer. Or doing anything. She’s walking like an 80-year-old at the mall. And speaking of walking, you should be walking over to Mopped Up Thorp right about now.

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Medic…

Keri fell asleep during the story.

P-2: Take another look at the tree line. Does “Oh, wow” refer to the giant Praying Mantis about to attack Debbie? Maybe this will be a good story.

P-1: Whigs is having a good day, it looks like a giant Paul Revere aboard his horse. The bovine fewmit is coming, the bovine fewmit is about to hit the windmill.

Oh, oh, here’s another plot possibility: The Dr. only aborted one fetus, and it’s twin just broke Keri’s water.

“But, uh, not drop dead funny…”

“It’s funny, because I’m still transitioning!”