The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 03, 2024

More like a C.A.P.— Call a professional!!

Others would “T.N.O.P” “Totally not our problem!”

No confidence Gladys? Show some support and stop giggling.

Why is he dressed like a miner?

Aw Gladys, let the poor man try. Your plumber will thank you.

The great flood of ’24!

Home Depot has 3 aisles of plumbing parts. What are the chances he: A. I.D.s the leaking part. B. gets it out without breaking something else C. Finds the correct part in the store. D. Has to go back for a special tool. E. breaks something else while he installs the new part. F. the thread are all messed up and it won’t tighten down and it’s leaking more. G. my personal favorite, the bin for the part I need has 4 left in it and they all belong in different bins. grrrr off to Lowes

pretty much everything is in the D.E.T. category for me…!

Doctor is a plumber, doctor is a plumber! Convention, convention! Frantic City! Frantic City, Frantic City! Convention, three days! (The Flintstones)

Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry in Magnum Force, “A Man’s Got To Know His Limitations.” I’ll tackle jobs I believe I can manage, but I definitely know my limitations. Thats when I call in the professionals.

I’d give him an “A” for effort.

Trying to save money will only cost you more in the end.

Gladys can have her “breakfast blend”, but I need a bold cup of coffee in the morning.

ha, that’s a good one! never heard that one before… till today that is. :D

Let him do it, Gladys! This has the makings of a great sitcom episode!

Don’t do it, Brutus. On what Veeblefester pays you, I’m not sure you could afford a plumber.

HA!! Nice one, Gladys!

Bibs, that’s one way not to show you B—- Crack.

D.E.T. = Disaster Expected Today!

He just wants to make it easier for the Plumber to spot the leak.

My husband can fix most things around the house, except the car- -not mechanical AT ALL!

Give him some credit Gladys .

I guess that means that she wants to do it. What a good wife she is. Have at it woman.What a good wife you are …..

I replaced a tap for mum and passing comment was I didn’t want to be a plumber. Someone she worked was surprised because they earn good money, well until she heard what I did for a living (Programmer) – the plumber was on holiday and needed doing quickly.

My projects are “H.A.H.”s. Hire A Handyman!

I hate to say it, but I’m with Gladys on this one. Brutus, bite the bullet and call in a plumber.

Best advice I ever got about fixing my own plumbing: only do it while the hardware store is open. Because you WILL break something and will need it immediately…

Ah, let him play plumber! What’s it going to not.

that brutus, always living on the razor’s edge… ☺

A wise man knows his limitations. Nobody ever said Brutus is a wise man