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Very much like a Doonesbury comic from way back. Duke is celebrating his birthday with a plethora of drugs and booze, gets very upset when he finds out Honey has invited guests!
Aww Hawthorne, what good is celebrating anything alone? Invite some friends,…….you’ll get presents and good wishes. Upshot; Party up you old crab!
vorphil 5 months ago
SOGGY CAKE YUCK BARFF
rob.home 5 months ago
Aren’t there 3 Fs in BARFFF?
markkahler52 5 months ago
Whip cream in fridge… whiskey in a jar..,
Tweener Premium Member 5 months ago
Even when you KNOW the punch line, it’s still funny!
monya_43 5 months ago
Leave it to antisocial Hawthorne to have a party of one.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 5 months ago
Happy Crab Day.
mickjam 5 months ago
Very much like a Doonesbury comic from way back. Duke is celebrating his birthday with a plethora of drugs and booze, gets very upset when he finds out Honey has invited guests!
fencie 5 months ago
When the ladies of the lagoon find out there’s cake, Hawthorne’s going to find himself muscled out of that cave so fast.
JamieLee Premium Member 5 months ago
That was me yesterday!
Forrest the dude Premium Member 5 months ago
Is that snow in the background???
darcyandsimon 5 months ago
That’s pretty sad.
CaveCat87 5 months ago
Invite Sherman over to eat the whole cake, that’ll teach Hawthorne to be a selfish penny-pitcher.
hornacek 5 months ago
How exactly do you bake a cake underwater?
cupertino jay 5 months ago
table for one.. mission accomplished
GoldLions Premium Member 5 months ago
Aww Hawthorne, what good is celebrating anything alone? Invite some friends,…….you’ll get presents and good wishes. Upshot; Party up you old crab!
cuzinron47 5 months ago
I suspect some of that is wishful thinking on his part.
eb110americana 5 months ago
If dogs can’t each chocolate, can crabs? Can fish? If the fish eat chocolate cake and go belly-up, does that make it an upside down cake?
Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago
Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me…!
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Anyone surprised?
JPuzzleWhiz 5 months ago
I would have thought it to be natural for Hawthorne to celebrate with a crab cake…!
evilsofa 5 months ago
Happy Birthday to you,
Squashed Tomatoes, crab stew.
Bread and butter in the gutter,
Happy birthday to you!