and I love your other toon today on the high cost of childcare! I remember when tfg was inaugurated in 2017, I posted The Toddler’s Creed to highlight who would be running the country for the next four years…
The Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it’s mine.
If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 months ago
Like this extinct flying reptile, the English language is light years from being “letter” perfect.
LookingGlass Premium Member 2 months ago
The “P” is silent??? How ….. quaint!!!
;-)
pschearer Premium Member 2 months ago
The PTER in PTERodactyl is the same as in helicoPTER.
Thought you might want to know.
tudza Premium Member 2 months ago
No, it wasn’t. You’re cleaning that up, Terry.
Ubintold 2 months ago
Like in phooey?
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
My “p” is silent. Unless I’m “p-ing” into a puddle. Then it will make a noise.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 2 months ago
Turn left at Greenland.
PraiseofFolly 2 months ago
The representative symbol of a certain backward-looking political party?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Then stop spelling it with a p. Problem solved.
kartis 2 months ago
How do you know when a pterodactyl is in the toilet? You don’t – the p is silent.
simonwerman Premium Member 2 months ago
Like in “swimming”
kv450 2 months ago
“It’s ‘Django’ – the ‘D’ is silent”
Kaputnik 2 months ago
I have a very hard to pronounce name. All the letters are silent.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
No kidding! I think a cocktail is in order….And don’t worry it won’t go on your bill!
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
whoa… I’d take a step back if I were her!
Jody H. Premium Member 2 months ago
Hilarious, John!
and I love your other toon today on the high cost of childcare! I remember when tfg was inaugurated in 2017, I posted The Toddler’s Creed to highlight who would be running the country for the next four years…
The Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it’s mine.
If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
jjon31 Premium Member 2 months ago
My sister once dated a guy who refused to believe that pterodactyl started with the letter P. Man, was he pstupid!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
After a few drinks, the “pee” will not be silent.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 2 months ago
Ok, “pterodactyl”, the P is silent and…?
mistercatworks 2 months ago
The whole thing has been silent for more than 100 million years.
Caeruleancentaur 2 months ago
Reminds me of an episode of “Golden Girls” in which the girls are talking to a funeral director named Pfeiffer. The ‘p’ in ‘Pfeiffer’ wasn’t silent!