Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 22, 2024

“Mock” 1.

It’s not the speed that’s the problem, it’s the cornering. He cornered.

…asked John Moschitta. :D :D :D

“Time to turn the page”. The congressional page?

I smell burning hair!

It’s the sudden stops that get me!

“Ever since I took the Evelyn Woodhead sped reeding course, my readig has improved ….”

He’s going way too fast for me. I was always a slow learner. They even had a sign at the street in front of my house ‘’Slow Children Playing’’.

buckle up…

Combined with musical chairs.

Put your right foot in…….put your right foot out……..

I remember when “speed reading” was a required course. I was in middle school, and the teacher couldn’t believe that on the first timed reading I read almost 1100 words. (all my family were avid readers, and I learned to read by the line rather than word by word, with a 80% retention)

yes, those words hurt… speak, slower when reading aloud. :{

Seatbelts would be good here…

It’s a crash course.

Yeah, but don’t back up or you’ll get us coming and going!

The was a parody of “Jonathan LIvingston Seagull” called “Baron von Wolfgang Buzzard”. His quest was higher reading speed. While reading at the mach-neural limit of human comprehension, he encounted a semicolon and was knocked unconscious. :)

I was once tested at 1200 wpm with 80% comprehension. Books are my most expensive vice. :)

That’s what happens when you use run-on sentences.

Where’s exist ramp.

See? They ARE comprehending!

Don’t try speed reading braille. The friction is murder on your fingertips, and it might set the paper on fire.

He works in voiceovers as the lawyers disclaimer at the end of advertisements.

HAH!!!

they must’ve hit bookmarks…

(steven wright ☺)

It’s kind of him to ask.

John Moschitta, the fast talking guy in the FedEx commercials, comes to mind

Looks more like the janitor was cleaning the hall with his turbo leafblower and popped in to say hello…

I see they’ve installed the speed bumps in the Russian literature section…