Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 19, 2024

He’ll be kilt with blood pressure that high….

Listening to it would raise my blood pressure several points.

Oh pipe down, it’s just a little blood pressure!

Why are you strangling a cat in that bag?

The doc bought the bagpipes because he couldn’t fit “sphygmomanometer” on the purchase order.

ultimate ‘white coat hypertension’

Over D minor? Does that mean that he B flat?

There is an old joke about the Scotsman who was dying in the hospital. His last wish was the hear the pipes. They obliged him. He recovered.

“It’s a miracle,” one nurse proclaimed. Another nurse noted, “And there were three Englishmen who were here for routine physicals who are now in the ICU.”

Ah yes. The Highland Clanic.

It’s funny because he thinks he can tune bagpipes and make coherent music!

Why do bagpipers march? To get away from the noise.

I always thought they were tuned to cats scratching blackboards

Possible but too loud.

I advise you lighten up on the haggis.

Accordeon to my doctor,he’s in danger of getting a sackbut.

just the sound of that… thing… raises my blood pressure!

Better increase his whisky prescription.

’Tain’t nuttin’ wrong wit da pipes, laddie…!