Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 16, 2024

Train wreck.

accidents will happen…

Birth Control… When you don’t want your life to be an accidental train wreck

♫♫Accidentally in love♫♫

Now he’ll “accidentally” leave the country.

“Accident Prone” John? I think “prone” may have been the problem here.

Is this what the Brits mean by “I fell pregnant”? Oops, I slipped and fell on it…

…and she accidentally maxed out the credit card…

While they were prone accidentally, she got pregnant?

Accidents will happen, we only hit and run

He used to be your victim, now you’re not the only one

Accidents will happen, we only hit and run

I don’t wanna hear it ‘cause I know what I’ve done

— Elvis Costello

“There are no accidents.” — Freud or Napoleon, you pick

Accidentally Married or Accidental Child support payments your choice !

Saay, isn’t that how Miss Vicki, Tiny Tim’s wife, got pregnant? Accidentally… ☺

These two sure are accident prone!

Can’t tell much about the lady, but the guy resembles a young Robert Ryan.

I laughed… but not by accident!

These people are impossible to insure. :)

Accidently. on prepose.

\\//_

They probably live in a state that doesn’t approve of any of this.

I accidentally read this! What’s going to happen to me?

I think he might intentionally disappear…

Oopsy!

“It was a mistake.”

I guess it would be strange if your entire life was considered a mistake but all lives are composed of multiple mistakes.

I hope you’re well insured with all those accidents you keep having.

Then their child ripped one at the justice of the peace only to have an accident.

Innigo Montoya: I do not think that word means what you think it means.