I’m sharing this story because it happened! It actually happened! A customer storms up to the counter with some food packaging, taking it out of a delivery-app third-party bag.
Customer: “I want a refund! This is not what I ordered! I had to drive all the way over here!”
The customer gets out a receipt for Arby’s. My eyes go wide, and I say to the customer:
Me: “Sir… this is a Wendy’s.”
The customer still complained, and the manager still gave him a free meal (spineless loser), but for a moment, I got to be a meme. Felt great.
I was working in a gift shop in Hawaii and there was an art piece of three metal dolphins hanging on the wall behind the register. Two elderly ladies come in and one says, “That’s a beautiful piece. Can you hang it on a wall?” Rather dumbfounded I replied, “Well….um…it is now…so ya”. That has to be the dumbest question I’ve ever been asked. Close second, and I surprisingly got this a fair amount, someone from the Mainland asking if we take American money. I had to inform them that we are a state in the USA, so yes, we do take American money.
I checked but couldn’t find any updated Aunty Acid on any other comic site. Checked Google to see if it’s been cancelled and found nothing. Hopefully it will return soon.
Yakety Sax about 2 months ago
Those Words Have Meme-ing
I’m sharing this story because it happened! It actually happened! A customer storms up to the counter with some food packaging, taking it out of a delivery-app third-party bag.
Customer: “I want a refund! This is not what I ordered! I had to drive all the way over here!”
The customer gets out a receipt for Arby’s. My eyes go wide, and I say to the customer:
Me: “Sir… this is a Wendy’s.”
The customer still complained, and the manager still gave him a free meal (spineless loser), but for a moment, I got to be a meme. Felt great.
Yakety Sax about 2 months ago
Seeing Through Glass
I am called over to a table with four middle-aged women.
Customer: “There is glass in my food!”
Me: “Ma’am, we don’t use glass, except in cups and wine glasses, which you don’t have.”
Customer: “I would like a refund and free meal for you all putting glass into my food!”
Me: “I just told you, we don’t use glass, not even in the kitchen.”
Customer: “What kind of restaurant is not refunding for a health hazard?! I’m leaving!”
One of the other customers calls me over.
Other Customer: “I saw them use a small ziplock bag of glass shards!”
They did NOT get away with it.
Yakety Sax about 2 months ago
Boris Can See Through You
The mall is located right next to the airport, so we tend to get a lot of foreigners. Two customers enter the store.
Me: “Hello, is there anything I can—”
Customer: With a thick accent “We do not speak English; we are Russian.”
Me: “Добрый вечер.”
Customer: Drops accent “Okay, we aren’t Russian.”
seanfear about 2 months ago
and the only trouble you might face with them is to make them understand
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 months ago
And they always seem to find me.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
Nonetheless, they can sting you.
Melki Premium Member about 2 months ago
Are you perhaps referring to any voter who is as yet . . . undecided?
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Aunty, what happened to you? You look like a jellyfish today.
battycomic Premium Member about 2 months ago
Perfect description of Donald Trump!
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Actually, you’re worse than that Aunty. Speaker for a friend.
dflak about 2 months ago
Jellyfish: no spine, no brain, no apparent reproductive organs. See also: politician.
Purplelady Premium Member about 2 months ago
I was working in a gift shop in Hawaii and there was an art piece of three metal dolphins hanging on the wall behind the register. Two elderly ladies come in and one says, “That’s a beautiful piece. Can you hang it on a wall?” Rather dumbfounded I replied, “Well….um…it is now…so ya”. That has to be the dumbest question I’ve ever been asked. Close second, and I surprisingly got this a fair amount, someone from the Mainland asking if we take American money. I had to inform them that we are a state in the USA, so yes, we do take American money.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
…..and that is why the sting hurts so bad!!!!!
Kurtass about 2 months ago
Mitch McConnell.
Holden Awn about 2 months ago
But mess wit’ ‘em and you’ll wish you hadn’t.
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
Great description of the Magas and the Republican party who are transfixed by democracy-killer Trump.
rbullfogg about 2 months ago
Thanks b.john71! Well stated. “And they vote”
ncorgbl about 2 months ago
MAGA tRump Republicans!
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
And some people are quick to point out other peoples flaws.
crazeekatlady about 2 months ago
Only thing is Jellyfish aren’t arrogant.
silberdistel about 2 months ago
This strip is stuck as well? Hm. It’s not the end of the world as we know it, right? RIGHT?
sandflea about 2 months ago
Perfect description of Congress.
Jml58 about 2 months ago
Some jellyfish have stinging tentacles.
Tra1nman2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ut oh, no strip today, Nov. 6. Get with it, GC!
DawnQuinn1 about 2 months ago
She is talking about Trump. The Only POTUS born without a brain.
62kathleenhicks about 2 months ago
Try talking pure American to tRump.
hickskat84 about 2 months ago
Where has aunty been the past few days?
Macushlalondra about 2 months ago
I checked but couldn’t find any updated Aunty Acid on any other comic site. Checked Google to see if it’s been cancelled and found nothing. Hopefully it will return soon.
pattilutwist about 2 months ago
Where’s todays comic November 7
xsintricks about 2 months ago
I wonder if Ged is ok. Three days w/o Aunty.
lawguy05 about 2 months ago
Hope Ged is OK.